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So we would be giving up, Petracca and McVee for one single pick at say 3 and maybe a second rounder back (going by GC wanting Trac and pick 24 or whatever we have)

1 hour ago, Gorgoroth said:

Still far from a Tim Lamb quoted headturner.

Couldn’t agree more. I’m not even wolf whistling at that let alone turn my head.

9 hours ago, pewpewpew said:

Lol. There most likely were never any follow up in person meetings either. Demonland was duped by a couple of trolls. Glad everyone had fun. Now we can all come to terms with the picks.

You’re entitled to doubt anything I say but I’m not a troll and I didn’t dupe anyone.

I shared information I was given from a trusted source.

By the way, there was a follow-up meeting on Friday.

 
Just now, Ghostwriter said:

You’re entitled to doubt anything I say but I’m not a troll and I didn’t dupe anyone.

I shared information I was given from a trusted source.

By the way, there was a follow-up meeting on Friday.

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*Unless your source is Judd McVee

Just now, Very Jaded said:

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*Unless your source is Judd McVee

Judd who?


Something better come out today with deadline tomorrow. Surely! 😅

25 minutes ago, Demonland said:

The kids won't let me listen to Trade Radio in the car

WHO WILL RUN DEMONLAND WHEN YOU DIE?

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Cannot wait for the live trade finale tomorrow night on fox footy...knowing our luck

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2 hours ago, binman said:

Fair points

But we got XL at 11 and i think he will be prove to he one of the best in his draft year.

No reason to think we can't turn picks 11 and 12 into two guns.

Last year's drfat crop is far different to this year's though. Last year any of the top 5/6 could've been taken at 1 in a strong draft, this year Lindsay would probably be top 3-5.


1 minute ago, Demonland said:

Holy [censored] I hadn't even thought of that.

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Look it's possible that when the time comes to hand over the reigns, Melbourne has folded due to our inability to attract or keep players

Might need to pivot to Caseyland

11 minutes ago, Sean Balor said:

Something better come out today with deadline tomorrow. Surely! 😅

Geez I don’t know… could any of us handle another day like yesterday?! 😅

1 minute ago, Ghostwriter said:

Geez I don’t know… could any of us handle another day like yesterday?! 😅

I can't handle today either. Imagine tomorrow! 😭


1 minute ago, Ghostwriter said:

Geez I don’t know… could any of us handle another day like yesterday?! 😅

My work deadlines say no

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Is the reason the deal hasn't already gone through for 7 and 8 because we are still trying for Humphrey? It doesn't make much sense to me that the deal wouldn't already be done if it's just for picks. Are there other dominoes we need to fall before doing it?

1 hour ago, Neil Crompton said:

I was just about to recommend to Andy that we ban you.

I might hold off that request - but only for a short while

Andy will have his IP. Just saying.

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41 minutes ago, Demonland said:

The kids won't let me listen to Trade Radio in the car

15 minutes ago, Very Jaded said:

WHO WILL RUN DEMONLAND WHEN YOU DIE?

clearly the kids will 😁

Somewhere out there..

Somehow..

I just know there’s a Forum with 127 pages of quality content discussing whether or not I’ll leave my restaurant to become a chef at their restaurant.

“He was seen buying Onions at the grocery store around the corner from here..”

this thread is awesome.


1 minute ago, praha said:

Is the reason the deal hasn't already gone through for 7 and 8 because we are still trying for Humphrey? It doesn't make much sense to me that the deal wouldn't already be done if it's just for picks. Are there other dominoes we need to fall before doing it?

You'd assume so, BH the pipedream, the picks the fallback options

My sauce also told me Dimma simmered with rage on the phone last night with Bailey. It all boiled over and he was ejected from the Grand Dynasty Yum Cha & Seafood Restaurant on Broadbeach for punching a waiter.

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2 minutes ago, John Demonic said:

My sauce also told me Dimma simmered on the phone with Bailey last night and it all boiled over. He was ejected from the Grand Dynasty Yum Cha & Seafood restaurant for punching a waiter.

I hope his meal was succulent at least

 
11 minutes ago, praha said:

Is the reason the deal hasn't already gone through for 7 and 8 because we are still trying for Humphrey? It doesn't make much sense to me that the deal wouldn't already be done if it's just for picks. Are there other dominoes we need to fall before doing it?

You would have to assume that the main sticking point at this stage are which picks are going back to Gold Coast to satisfy their Academy Pick points.

I really think we need to abandon the hope of somehow prying Bailey Humphrey from the Gold Coast. And I say this as someone who wishes it were true but there just does not seem to be any traction on any of these rumours with the exception of some on here.


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