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Bailey Humphrey

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Goodnight goodbye arrivedeci, sayonara until we meet again Mr. Humphrey.

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    On 15/10/2025 at 23:28, LePig said:

    given how keen we were this year and have been basically every year, we’ll certainly be back here in 12 months time. We’ve done the ground work and have the jump over every other club. If he was unhappy this year it’s only gonna be worse next year when he’s their 5/6 string mid and is locked in the half forward with trac playing the exact same role.

    But at what price now with 4 or 5 other Vic clubs gunning for him.

    It's all over in regards to BH, we had our huge opportunity to snag him and failed.

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    36 minutes ago, Dannyz said:

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    I would have preferred to see greeny up with a Harvey Langford or a Caleb windsor instead of looking like a 10 year old fan girl with some guy from another club. This guy is nothing to us besides an over consumed thread

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    1 hour ago, Dannyz said:

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    WE ARE SO BACK! 😍🤣🤣 FIRE UP THE BBQ!

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    38 minutes ago, Cossie_84 said:

    I would have preferred to see greeny up with a Harvey Langford or a Caleb windsor instead of looking like a 10 year old fan girl with some guy from another club. This guy is nothing to us besides an over consumed thread

    Relax. Clearly bumped into each other at the races.

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    1 hour ago, YesitwasaWin4theAges said:

    But at what price now with 4 or 5 other Vic clubs gunning for him.

    It's all over in regards to BH, we had our huge opportunity to snag him and failed.

    I don’t think it was so much of us failing as it was Gold Coast completely disallowing it to happen. I still think we’re gonna be gunning for him every single year till he doesn’t fit our list demographic.

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    If nothing else it will be Humphrey hour every hour for 2 weeks straight next trade period. Let him mature and get some more finals experience.

    He’ll request a trade next year and as long as we are not a complete basket case and win < 4 games he’ll be at our club.

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    Trade week 2026. Salivating already.

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    9 hours ago, Cossie_84 said:

    I would have preferred to see greeny up with a Harvey Langford or a Caleb windsor instead of looking like a 10 year old fan girl with some guy from another club. This guy is nothing to us besides an over consumed thread

    I want to see as many MFC people in Bailey's ear as possible.

    Make sure he feels the love because it would be phenomenal if we could trade for him when he leaves the Suns.

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    Just now, BDA said:

    I want to see as many MFC people in Bailey's ear as possible.

    Make sure he feels the love because it would be phenomenal if we could trade for him when he leaves the Suns.

    I'd like to hope so mate.

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    15 hours ago, Dannyz said:

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    TIME TRAVER IS REAL.

    That post is in fact recently-recruited free agent Humphrey and ex-president Green celebrating the opening of the Caulfield training facilities.

    They're together because Humphrey is particularly excited to mentor Green's son, who just joined Melbourne as a top-3 F/S draft selection.

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    Brad Green you tease..

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    Bailey Humphrey will become to us what Kozzy Pickett has become to Freo fans..

    An October Dream, year on year.

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    46 minutes ago, Rockets said:

    Bailey Humphrey will become to us what Kozzy Pickett has become to Freo fans..

    An October Dream, year on year.

    Some dreams come true...

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    6 minutes ago, Sean Balor said:

    Some dreams come true...

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    4 hours ago, Rockets said:

    Bailey Humphrey will become to us what Kozzy Pickett has become to Freo fans..

    An October Dream, year on year.

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    20 minutes ago, Go Ds said:

    I kid you not.When i typed SUNS into GIFS this came up top

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    Had to check myself, and you are correct it is the 2nd gif that pops up 😂

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    I kid you not.When i typed SUNS into GIFS this came up top

    28 minutes ago, Demon Disciple said:

    Had to check myself, and you are correct it is the 2nd gif that pops up 😂

    Its funny but quite baffling why

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