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Bailey Humphrey

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Just now, Langers15 said:

Pickers said it was a secret Medical on Trade radio

How is it "secret" when it's been rumored? I don't get it

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    Just now, DoubleH said:

    How is it "secret" when it's been rumored? I don't get it

    Someone has texted into the studio.

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    I've been trying to complete a product sampling sheet for SIX HOURS

    Someone get Bailey off the toilet and get him to post a trade request via his new manager Paul Connors already

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    1 minute ago, DoubleH said:

    How is it "secret" when it's been rumored? I don't get it

    Maybe it’s double secret?

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    Just now, Demonland said:

    Nothing on Social Media so I would temper the excitement.

    Too late

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    1 minute ago, The Taciturn Demon said:

    Either @Demon4Life and @Demon Forever are enacting a masterful trolling double act or this is getting a bit interesting.

    Definitely not trolling. @

    2 minutes ago, Very Jaded said:

    @Demon4Life are you Tom Morris just here to troll us because I called you a d%ckhe@d and told you to suck a fart?

    lmao

    I can assure you I am not trolling and am a big supporter of the club emotionally (to my detriment) and financially.

    I have a source and hoping it is 100% accurate

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    Just now, Roost it far said:

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    Nuffin personal, Roost; just riffing on The Fonz's foibles! He could never get that word out! 😊

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    13 minutes ago, Demon4Life said:

    Update -

    BH has changed to Connors

    Doing medical at Dees today

    Translated:

    Blake Howes has ditched Julian Petracca for Paul Connors.

    Howes was seen doing a Beep Test at Gosch’s Paddock today.

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    57 minutes ago, Mike said:

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    Anyone else feeling similar vibes to this scene in the Neverending Story, when the childlike empress is pleading with Bastian to 'call my name' otherwise their world will disappear and there will just be nothingness?

    Bailey ‘Moonchild’ Humphrey.

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    Page 111 filled in 8 minutes.

    Record?

    Still 2 days to break it.

    Or Demonland.

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    5 minutes ago, titan_uranus said:

    Can we get @Chook in Perth to put this one to bed one way or another?

    (…please?)

    Nup. I'm just watching this with one hand in the popcorn and the other on my pecker like everyone else.

    No updates since last week when I was told he definitely wanted out, but Hawthorn and Collingwood were also very much in the mix. Collingwood were trying to flip players to acquire picks. Hawthorn were willing to trade players as well as their first pick from Carlton.

    Gather they gave up and we are still at it.

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    2 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

    Page 111 filled in 8 minutes.

    Record?

    Still 2 days to break it.

    Or Demonland.

    That magical last Saturday in September 2021 didn’t break Demonland… so nothing else will.

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    21 hours ago, MurDoc516 said:

    The reality is we had the chance to get Flanders and failed. He was the only worth while player they would let go.

    I don't understand why everyone think Humphries is the best thing since sliced bread either. Is it just because he didn't say no like all our other targets?

    Flanders wanted to go to Saints for $900kps for 5 yrs. FFS. And GCS got pick 7!! Talk about overs.

    Humphrey will be a gun

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    1 minute ago, Chook in Perth said:

    Nup. I'm just watching this with one hand in the popcorn and the other on my pecker like everyone else.

    No updates since last week when I was told he definitely wanted out, but Hawthorn and Collingwood were also very much in the mix. Collingwood were trying to flip players to acquire picks. Hawthorn were willing to trade players as well as their first pick from Carlton.

    Gather they gave up and we are still at it.

    Ummm...

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    22 minutes ago, Demon4Life said:

    Update -

    BH has changed to Connors

    Doing medical at Dees today

    you're going way out on a limb here D4life.

    i hope you're right but but without media noise i'm still highly suspect about all this

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    Until I hear something on Trade Radio that isn't brought to you by Petracca sponsored media manager Tom Morris, I will believe nothing

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