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Bailey Humphrey

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41 minutes ago, layzie said:

That's the spirit!

Here's to us, the real warriors of trade period.

Celebrations down at Moe if he comes to us! LFG

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    Why does Bailey follow Collingwood on instagram... 😭

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    1 minute ago, PartyTimeJohnny said:

    He hasn't said he's staying yet....

    Does he need too? He's contracted.

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    10 minutes ago, Sean Balor said:

    Why does Bailey follow Collingwood on instagram... 😭

    Yeah I don’t remember seeing them when I checked last… okay I’m in panic mode now!!!

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    seeing as we are all in gif mode i thought i'd drop this here

    nothing to do with the topic but i find it funny

    basketball kids playing fail lol funny wrong way hoop wasted gif gifs - Find and share funny GIFs on GIFsme

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    Whisper that I got from a friend of mine that usually has good information is that the Hump/Petracca deal is 80% certain of getting done. Details of additional bits and pieces and addons to be decided.

    No idea if it is dependent on the outcome of a possible Oliver trade.

    Targeting early next week to allow time for other things to be settled after the deal.

    I value his information but nothing is certain in this life.

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    3 minutes ago, Demongirl35 said:

    Yeah I don’t remember seeing them when I checked last… okay I’m in panic mode now!!!

    He was following Collingwood yesterday when I went through who he follows haha.

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    Just now, Adam The God said:

    He was following Collingwood yesterday when I went through who he follows haha.

    When I checked a couple of days ago I put ‘football club’ in and nothing came up… now it does. I’m just praying my fat fingers pressed the wrong letter and that’s why it didn’t come up 😂

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    4 minutes ago, Demongirl35 said:

    When I checked a couple of days ago I put ‘football club’ in and nothing came up… now it does. I’m just praying my fat fingers pressed the wrong letter and that’s why it didn’t come up 😂

    He'll be in a Melbourne jumper by the weekend, so he can start following Hawthorn as well if he wants, but it's not happening.

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    10 year deal for Hump?

    Or are we gun shy?

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    2 minutes ago, Adam The God said:

    He'll be in a Melbourne jumper by the weekend, so he can start following Hawthorn as well if he wants, but it's not happening.

    Taking a guess or know something?????

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    1 minute ago, Demons11 said:

    I’ve been flying all day, what have I missed? Is Humphrey coming?

    Yeah, but we have misplaced the paperwork again

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    Just now, rpfc said:

    Yeah, but we have misplaced the paperwork again

    Lamb strikes again

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    Just now, Very Jaded said:

    Lamb strikes again

    There’s a reason his nickname is ‘sacrificial’

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    2 minutes ago, rpfc said:

    There’s a reason his nickname is ‘sacrificial’

    He’s apparently feeling very sheepish about it

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    12 minutes ago, Adam The God said:

    He'll be in a Melbourne jumper by the weekend, so he can start following Hawthorn as well if he wants, but it's not happening.

    No chance by this weekend. That would shock me (and everyone else I'd say) 😅

    Edited by Sean Balor

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    Casey is closer to Moe than Dingley 😉

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    1 hour ago, watchtheeyes said:

    Can I just say, you should all be very proud of the excellent gif use today. Truly excellent.

    Surely we'll be able to take it to another level before next wednesday, no?

    yes-minister-humphrey.gif

    Edited by Little Goffy

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    25 minutes ago, Demongirl35 said:

    Taking a guess or know something?????

    Guesseroo.

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