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Max Gawn. Should win. He was the best player in my view. But those umpires are blind so he’s unlucky again.

It’s Nick uncontested Daicos as favourite!! 🤬

Surely the Crows 18 wins mean that Jordan Dawson is a definite chance.

It could be Anderson or Rowell. Both are champions but could steal votes off each other.

McCluggage had a sensational year. He would be a deserving winner.

Bazball might get plenty of votes … his flowing hair will attract ! I hope he doesn’t win. He’s a [censored] !!

Could Caleb Serong be So-Right!! 🤣🤣

But it might be the upset … Tom Green. He is a star

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7 minutes ago, spirit of norm smith said:

Max Gawn. Should win. He was the best player in my view. But those umpires are blind so he’s unlucky again.

It’s Nick uncontested Daicos as favourite!! 🤬

Surely the Crows 18 wins mean that Jacob Dawson is a definite chance.

It could be Anderson or Rowell. Both are champions but could steal votes off each other.

McCluggage had a sensational year. He would be a deserving winner.

Bazball might get plenty of votes … his flowing hair will attract ! I hope he doesn’t win. He’s a [censored] !!

Could Caleb Serong be So-Right!! 🤣🤣

But it might be the upset … Tom Green. He is a star

jacob dawson!! you've been watching too much vfl!

Jordon dawson is my pick however


This medal used to be always won by a good player from a lesser club. It was simply that at the higher clubs there were other "good" players who split the votes.
It's obviously changed.
I'd love to a breakdown on how many players got three votes in a losing team. Similarly where a team loses by 15 points or more how many times does a player in the losing team get votes.

Strikes me as a perfect science project for a gambling syndicate.

A note to all players with long hair:

WASH YOUR HAIR

Many thanks

The mother you should have had

 

Big night on Fox tonight.

Bucks doesn’t look happy that Lewis is wearing his woollen shirt.

Jack is keen on talking about the Primly finlists.

Bucks is adamant that Pendlebury has never had a muscular injury in his life 🙄

PS- black tie means a tie. Not a turtle neck. It also means a suit. Not a blazer you found in the back of your cupboard and some chinos from Target

Kthbxby


Maybe max is a smoky. He won’t have team mates taking votes off him so you never know.

1 minute ago, BDA said:

Maybe max is a smoky. He won’t have team mates taking votes off him so you never know.

Would love that, I reckon he will poll alright too, we didn’t win many games though :/

Viney with the three votes in round 1 is a surprise.


1 minute ago, GawnOfTheDead said:

Anyone but kick in Dacos.

Gets so many possessions from kick in then looks brilliant. (Yes he’s also very skilled).

He’s a stat-paddler. A teammate will take a mark around the wing, then Daicos sprints into space to receive a very short kick. Or he runs behind that teammate and gets the easy handball. No doubt very skilled and quick. And when he needs to boost his stats, he then takes the kick-ins after a point.


1 minute ago, spirit of norm smith said:

J Viney 3 votes and they show Finn Callaghan.  Is Viney there ??? Probably not 

No Jack tonight. Enjoying the newborn life.

Charlotte joked on her socials that she’s swapping the red carpet dress for a maternity diaper.

1 minute ago, spirit of norm smith said:

Who’s on Dees table ? 

Goodwin or Chaplin ?? 

Gawn.

Petracca ?? 

Kozzzy???

The Bison

1 minute ago, spirit of norm smith said:

Who’s on Dees table ? 

Goodwin or Chaplin ?? 

Gawn.

Petracca ?? 

Kozzzy???

Confirmed Trac and Kosi both in attendance.

I also believe Langford and Lindsay as they were both nominated for the Rising Star.

The Melbourne ladies all look outstanding and the boys all put on actual suits and washed their hair / beard. Well done.

 

Darcy Moore’s partner’s dress took 800 hours to construct. EIGHT HUNDRED HOURS, and it’s not a house.

Just now, Ghostwriter said:

Darcy Moore’s partner’s dress took 800 hours to construct. EIGHT HUNDRED HOURS, and it’s not a house.

And it’s not nice either

Sorry Not Sorry School GIF

And unless Darcy was constructing it, there is no excuse for the Wiggle look he pulled.


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