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This is extremely petty but itโ€™s annoyed me for ages.

Does Guthrie think that headband is helping to camouflage the receding hairline? Itโ€™s KB combover territory

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7 minutes ago, BDA said:

I'm Irish

[censored] Geelong

Case closed - that is exactly the right response from an Irish person. ๐Ÿ˜€

I've never wanted a team that isn't Melbourne to win more than I want Brisbane to win tonight.

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The carry on from Fox implies that they think more Geelong fans are watching than Brisbane. No way would they be carrying on about the umpires if Collingwood got those 2 free kicks.

The pandering to viewers ruins the broadcast.

Please god let Geelong lose by under two goals but by no more than two goals. 11 pts would be ideal. Thanks in advance!


3 minutes ago, The heart beats true said:

The carry on from Fox implies that they think more Geelong fans are watching than Brisbane. No way would they be carrying on about the umpires if Collingwood got those 2 free kicks.

The pandering to viewers ruins the broadcast.

True. Theyโ€™re talking like this is Victoria vs the Lions.

1 minute ago, Ghostwriter said:

True. Theyโ€™re talking like this is Victoria vs the Lions.

I never get that logic because my deranged footy hatred is reserved for other Victorian teams ๐Ÿ˜‚

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1 minute ago, dees189227 said:

Rayner taunting the Geelong cheersquad is hilarious

Agree. But why was he playing a mini keyboard towards them?


1 minute ago, deegirl said:

I never get that logic because my deranged footy hatred is reserved for other Victorian teams ๐Ÿ˜‚

Yes seriously 99% of Victorians will tell you their most hated teams are, in fact, Victorian.

We donโ€™t care about interstate teams. AFL is a Victorian competition. Interstate clubs are just gate crashes nobody invited.

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Just now, Ethan Tremblay said:

Agree. But why was he playing a mini keyboard towards them?

Ha I think he was telling them to quieten down. But imagine if that was the filth cheersquad

i dislike the West Coast Eagles more than some victorian teams

pies, hawks and cats top the list no questions. not that keen on the tiges carlton or essendon. Eagles next in line ahead of North, saints and doggies


1 minute ago, BDA said:

i dislike the West Coast Eagles more than some victorian teams

pies, hawks and cats top the list no questions. not that keen on the tiges carlton or essendon. Eagles next in line ahead of North, saints and doggies

Youโ€™ll hate Essendon and Carlton more if they ever get good. Which we all hope is something that will never happen.

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Unfortunately Cats too good. A damp deck hasnโ€™t worked for the Lions. The Lions semte a far more skilful side, but Cats pressure is too much. What Iโ€™d give for our side to bring this type of heat once again


21 hours ago, John Demonic said:

Spear tackled him? Is that a reportable offense? Doesn't matter, commentators didnt pick it up.

Inevitably Maynard will be the beneficiary of Christian charity.

29 minutes ago, DubDee said:

I hope that ump never officiates another game.

No doubt he will officiate Melbourne games next season.

I hate the Pies the most, daylight is second, third and fourth, fifth varies depending on how well teams are doing.

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A Geelong Collingwood grand final is a worse outcome than the earth being destroyed by an asteroid

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