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My 3 word player analysis V Hawthorn

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Gawn - our only winner

Viney - had no relevance

Salem - the momentum killer

Bowey - couldn’t get involved

Petracca - loose and fumbly

Sparrow - another nothing game

Oliver - disposals were mindless

May - time to go

Langdon - lost his spark

Rivers - was rarely noticed

Petty - he did try

Chandler - little to commend

Pickett - season worst game

Fritsch - season worst game

Turner - was he playing

Culley - disappointing and lost

van Rooyen - season worst game

Howes - thrown to wolves

Langford - season worst game

McVee - season worst game

McDonald - nothing before substituted

Sharp - couldn’t justify selection

Melksham - had no impact

 
5 minutes ago, joeboy said:

Gawn - our only winner

Viney - had no relevance

Salem - the momentum killer

Bowey - couldn’t get involved

Petracca - loose and fumbly

Sparrow - another nothing game

Oliver - disposals were mindless

May - time to go

Langdon - lost his spark

Rivers - was rarely noticed

Petty - he did try

Chandler - little to commend

Pickett - season worst game

Fritsch - season worst game

Turner - was he playing

Culley - disappointing and lost

van Rooyen - season worst game

Howes - thrown to wolves

Langford - season worst game

McVee - season worst game

McDonald - nothing before substituted

Sharp - couldn’t justify selection

Melksham - had no impact

Spot on.

 

14 minutes ago, joeboy said:

Gawn - our only winner

Viney - had no relevance

Salem - the momentum killer

Bowey - couldn’t get involved

Petracca - loose and fumbly

Sparrow - another nothing game

Oliver - disposals were mindless

May - time to go

Langdon - lost his spark

Rivers - was rarely noticed

Petty - he did try

Chandler - little to commend

Pickett - season worst game

Fritsch - season worst game

Turner - was he playing

Culley - disappointing and lost

van Rooyen - season worst game

Howes - thrown to wolves

Langford - season worst game

McVee - season worst game

McDonald - nothing before substituted

Sharp - couldn’t justify selection

Melksham - had no impact

McVee is leaving and he’s already left mentally, he’s been gone all year. Sharp is a waste of space. JVR has had a bad year and he can’t play in wet. Sparrow and Chandler are also wastes of space! And a few others have switched off for the year, I’ll go next Friday because I think they’ll do better against pies.

7 minutes ago, Dave1711 said:

McVee is leaving and he’s already left mentally, he’s been gone all year. Sharp is a waste of space. JVR has had a bad year and he can’t play in wet. Sparrow and Chandler are also wastes of space! And a few others have switched off for the year, I’ll go next Friday because I think they’ll do better against pies.

JVR - or in dry

Disposal disposal disposal.

Check the numbers, because Hawthorn always seemed to have someone free AND they were aware of it.

A good lesson for the younger players.

 
24 minutes ago, Dave1711 said:

McVee is leaving and he’s already left mentally, he’s been gone all year. Sharp is a waste of space. JVR has had a bad year and he can’t play in wet. Sparrow and Chandler are also wastes of space! And a few others have switched off for the year, I’ll go next Friday because I think they’ll do better against pies.

I agree with everything you've said. I've still got a small hope that McVee stays, but history suggests if they haven't signed by now they're gone. I don't know why we persist with Chandler, Sparrow and Sharp they are all VFL material.

Buckley withdrawing application


I think you are a bit harsh on Chandler & Sparrow

After a poor losing season and coach getting the bullet, confidence is rock bottom and skill execution follows!

Chappy… Not El Chapo

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