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Good decision maker.

(The well groomed young MFC player)

Edited by TRIGON

 
3 minutes ago, TRIGON said:

Good decision maker.

(The well groomed young MFC player)

Yes, in more ways than one

8 minutes ago, joeboy said:

Mostly true story:

I was about to leave a rude note on the windscreen of a car that was parked inappropriately at the end of my one way street.

As I was approaching the car to adhere the aforementioned note, a well groomed young man came towards the vehicle.

To my surprise ( and in the nick of time ) I realised it was a current Dees’ player so my plan was aborted , and to justify my close proximity to his car, I introduced myself as a neighbour and Dees’ supporter , and in the same breath asked if he could expand on the rumours surrounding a possible signing of a certain GC player.

He said NO

End of story.

Bad parking. Off-field issues!! Unload him to another club.

 
4 hours ago, Stanley Alves said:

First time poster, pls don't bite my head off!

I know this sounds vv far fetched and I have no credible source apart from "a friend of a friend...." .......... Merrett to the Dees & Petracca to the Hawks...

Do Essendon get anything?


Interesting Sydney pushing out players to go for Curnow. They are so aggressive aren’t they? Lockett, Franklin, Curnow.

23 minutes ago, joeboy said:

Mostly true story:

I was about to leave a rude note on the windscreen of a car that was parked inappropriately at the end of my one way street.

As I was approaching the car to adhere the aforementioned note, a well groomed young man came towards the vehicle.

To my surprise ( and in the nick of time ) I realised it was a current Dees’ player so my plan was aborted , and to justify my close proximity to his car, I introduced myself as a neighbour and Dees’ supporter , and in the same breath asked if he could expand on the rumours surrounding a possible signing of a certain GC player.

He said NO

End of story.

Mostly true? Which part isn't true?

 
27 minutes ago, joeboy said:

Mostly true story:

I was about to leave a rude note on the windscreen of a car that was parked inappropriately at the end of my one way street.

As I was approaching the car to adhere the aforementioned note, a well groomed young man came towards the vehicle.

To my surprise ( and in the nick of time ) I realised it was a current Dees’ player so my plan was aborted , and to justify my close proximity to his car, I introduced myself as a neighbour and Dees’ supporter , and in the same breath asked if he could expand on the rumours surrounding a possible signing of a certain GC player.

He said NO

End of story.

Are you Tom Morris? Reason being you gave a great cover storey; You are a ‘Dees supporter’ and the response of a short sharp ‘No’ is kind of suss


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1 hour ago, rpfc said:

Interesting Sydney pushing out players to go for Curnow. They are so aggressive aren’t they? Lockett, Franklin, Curnow.

don't forget kurt tippett nor barry hall

the latter the only one of their many high profile key forward recruits to win a premiership with them, as skipper no less

Edited by whatwhat say what

1 hour ago, GS_1905 said:

Are you Tom Morris? Reason being you gave a great cover storey; You are a ‘Dees supporter’ and the response of a short sharp ‘No’ is kind of suss

I have it on good authority.. NO

Definitely would investigate the Oli Florent situation

Saw Isaac Heeney trending in searches...

AFL superstar drops major off-season bombshell

Footy fans in mourning after star heartthrob announces he is officially off the market: 'it should have been me'

Geebus fork in crisps.

The dripping anus that is sports media.

If I were even a moderately rich man - you know, had owned a home in the 80s or something - I'd be sponsoring the creation of a website which filtered and abbreviated all the sports news so nobody had to grind through the slush, and partnered with all the interesting independent types to provide a genuine flow of feature content as well.

Come to think of it, if I were a footballer on $800k I'd probably be slipping a solid whack of money in to help make that happen, too.

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