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GAMEDAY: Rd 23 vs Hawthorn

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Petty the only player doing their job today

 

Hawks fans wringing about the umpiring.

My god, you're thrashing us & are going to play finals. Just chill

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    Chandler doesn't do anything. He's had two bad misses today (one of them bounced in for a goal completely unpredictably)

    When the heat is on he is a [censored] player. Just scrambles like a silly person, like a dog chasing his own tail.

    Bring on the hate. I'll die on the hill with this opinion. To me the dees faithful are clueless. Very few folks switched on to what a 'good player' actually means.

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    23 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

    He and Oliver have had 3 clearances each

    Clarry going at 60% and Trac at 56% DI

    Both very very poor today

    Only time we look like scoring is when petracca is involved

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    How is Van Rooyen getting a game when we need to try and get games into other key forwards? Zero football IQ

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    Sick of Salem taking the soft easy option and stifling our play

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    1 minute ago, nextskipclaz said:

    Chandler doesn't do anything. He's had two bad misses today (one of them bounced in for a goal completely unpredictably)

    When the heat is on he is a [censored] player. Just scrambles like a silly person, like a dog chasing his own tail.

    Bring on the hate. I'll die on the hill with this opinion. To me the dees faithful are clueless. Very few folks switched on to what a 'good player' actually means.

    Then why are you here if we’re all morons?

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    2 minutes ago, nextskipclaz said:

    Chandler doesn't do anything. He's had two bad misses today (one of them bounced in for a goal completely unpredictably)

    When the heat is on he is a [censored] player. Just scrambles like a silly person, like a dog chasing his own tail.

    Bring on the hate. I'll die on the hill with this opinion. To me the dees faithful are clueless. Very few folks switched on to what a 'good player' actually means.

    Not this [censored] again Jesus

    Go align your chakras somewhere else

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    This team is worst than West Coast. Essendon having the last laugh with that pick swap made by the MFC brainstrust.

    Just now, Stiff Arm said:

    0 marks for JvR

    Zero!

    He hasn't worked out I'm afraid.

    Tom Sparrow hand in your papers, [censored] useless

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    Just now, dees189227 said:

    Gunstons getting better with age, ours have gone backwards

    Tom McDonald

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    Howie just called Sparrow 'Swallow' zero respect from the commentators

    Edited by Sideshow Bob
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    Just now, The Cult of Disco Turner said:

    I’m starting to think we might not play finals this year

    We’re really close, hang in there!!

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    7 minutes ago, Random Task said:

    Sick of Salem taking the soft easy option and stifling our play

    yeah our play is dynamic and free flowing when Salem is not involved

    TO think many years ago we could have gotten Guston...

    Gee the difference in skills makes it two completely class of teams playing.


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