Skip to content
View in the app

A better way to browse. Learn more.
Demonland

A full-screen app on your home screen with push notifications, badges and more.

To install this app on iOS and iPadOS
  1. Tap the Share icon in Safari
  2. Scroll the menu and tap Add to Home Screen.
  3. Tap Add in the top-right corner.
To install this app on Android
  1. Tap the 3-dot menu (⋮) in the top-right corner of the browser.
  2. Tap Add to Home screen or Install app.
  3. Confirm by tapping Install.

NON-MFC: Round 22

Demonland
in Melbourne Demons

Featured Replies

Please…

Can cop a loss this week if the scum miss the 8.. improbable, but actually not entirely Impossible.

IMG_9317.jpeg

Edited by VNightCityLegend

  • Quote
    • Like 1
    • Haha 2
     

    I know we need some cheering up this week so here you go

    40705C9E-35A8-4DDF-ACD1-0E3862FCD0FB.jpeg

    Will be 21 years next month.

    Grab some popcorn and enjoy friday night footy!

    Edited by DubDee

  • Quote
    • Like 2
    • Thanks 1
    • Love 2
    • Haha 7
    • Clap 1
    2 hours ago, DubDee said:

    I know we need some cheering up this week so here you go

    40705C9E-35A8-4DDF-ACD1-0E3862FCD0FB.jpeg

    Will be 21 years next month.

    Grab some popcorn and enjoy friday night footy!

    Don't forget Carlton's 30 years. 🤣

  • Quote
    • Like 1
    • Love 1
    • Haha 1
     
    2 hours ago, DubDee said:

    Will be 21 years next month.

    Grab some popcorn and enjoy friday night footy!

    And [censored] want us to hire Hird. He ruined that club for 20 years and counting.

  • Quote
    • Like 4
    • Clap 2
    20 hours ago, Dingo said:

    Collingwood crowd clapping him off .Fair enough.

    But they didn’t clap Gus off.

    Too busy chanting “Collingwood “

    I feel for the player but not Collingwood or supporters. I too remember that night and the chanting while he lay unconscious on the ground. That turned out to be Gus' last game his career ended by a thug. I will hate them until the day I die.

    Edited by old dee

  • Quote
    • Like 5
    • Clap 4

    1 hour ago, Jaded No More said:

    And [censored] want us to hire Hird. He ruined that club for 20 years and counting.

    would be insanity to hire Hird in any capacity

  • Quote
    • Like 3
    • Clap 2

    Just caught up on the highlights from last night's game & my goodness Collingwood were fumbles galore & Moore is just out of sorts

  • Quote
    • Haha 1

    This has to be one of the most boring seasons of AFL ever

    There is not one decent game left this round. Odds of $17 and even $21!

    Our game probably the best chance of an upset. maybe port.

    Might do some gardening

  • Quote
    • Like 1
     
    1 hour ago, DubDee said:

    This has to be one of the most boring seasons of AFL ever

    There is not one decent game left this round. Odds of $17 and even $21!

    Our game probably the best chance of an upset. maybe port.

    Might do some gardening

    Come on Dub, things aren't that grim.

    Why don't you rock on over to my place tomorrow with a few beers?

    I've got lots of gardening jobs that need doing.

  • Quote
    • Haha 4

    33 minutes ago, Demonstone said:

    Come on Dub, things aren't that grim.

    Why don't you rock on over to my place tomorrow with a few beers?

    I've got lots of gardening jobs that need doing.

    See you tomorrow

    I might not be very good at gardening but my rates are very high

  • Quote
    • Haha 4

    Geelong having a nice easy run into finals

    i wouldn't be surprised if they win it all. really hope they don't

  • Quote
    • Like 1
    • Vomit 1

    Geelong v Essendrug was never going to be epic but having the commentators' noses constantly up Cameron's [censored] has made it totally unwatchable.

    I'll find a B grade movie on Prime.

  • Quote
    • Like 3
    • Love 1
    • Clap 2
    • Vomit 1

    12 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

    Geelong v Essendrug was never going to be epic but having the commentators' noses constantly up Cameron's [censored] has made it totally unwatchable.

    I'll find a B grade movie on Prime.

    Hudson won’t shut up about him. I feel sorry for his partner when he gets home.

  • Quote
    • Like 1
    2 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    Hudson won’t shut up about him. I feel sorry for his partner when he gets home.

    Perhaps said partner will be waiting in breathless anticipation while clad in a cute little jeelong jumper.

    Number 5 on the back of course.

  • Quote
    • Haha 2
    9 minutes ago, Ethan Tremblay said:

    Miers’ pokey little kicks give me the absolute [censored].

    You'll be reassured to learn that an anagram of Gryan is "angry". cool

  • Quote
    • Like 1
    • Haha 3

    Essendon have had 12 Thurs/Fri/Sat night games this year which is an interesting decision by the AFL considering they are rubbish and have done sweet F-all for 2 decades.

    TWELVE

  • Quote
    • Like 7
    • Angry 1
    • Vomit 1

    1 hour ago, BDA said:

    Geelong having a nice easy run into finals

    i wouldn't be surprised if they win it all. really hope they don't

    Sometimes easy runs can be the worst prep for finals. hopefully it is the case

    For me it is Lions

    then daylight

    then Crows

    records against the top 9 is telling

  • Quote
    • Like 1

    Due to me wanting Geelong to fall straight of the finals so badly, I actually just heard myself say "go Essendon".!! I feel dirty.

    Does this mean a 4 week ban here on Demonland?

  • Quote
    • Haha 4
    • Shocked 1
     

    Join the conversation

    You can post now and register later. If you have an account, sign in now to post with your account.

    Guest
    Unfortunately, your content contains terms that we do not allow. Please edit your content to remove the highlighted words below.
    Reply to this topic...
    Go to topic listing

    Featured Content

    • POSTGAME: Gold Coast

      The Demons put four quarters of hard contested, fast running and high pressure football to knock off the ladder leaders and early premiership contenders the Gold Suns by 20 points at the MCG on Easter Sunday.

        • Clap
        • Love
        • Like
      • 303 replies
      Demonland

    • PODCAST: Gold Coast

      I’ll be away for the next few weeks, so Binman will be holding the fort for our podcasts covering the Suns, Bombers and Lions matches. As a result, there will be no live podcasts during this period, and we won’t be taking calls or voicemails. Binman will still be dipping into this thread to select a few questions to answer, while also combining the long-form Stats Files podcast with the Demonland Podcast for these shows. Your questions and comments are a huge part of what makes the podcast work, so please post anything you’d like to ask or say below and we’ll do our best to give you a shout-out on the show. Please try to keep each post focused on one specific topic or player to make podcast preparation a little easier. If you have multiple topics you’d like to raise, please put them in separate posts.

      • 10 replies
      Demonland

    • VOTES: Gold Coast

      Dual Reigning Champion Max Gawn has an early lead in the Demonland Player of the Year Award. He leads new recruit Jack Steele, forward Jacob van Rooyen and veteran Christian Salem. Your votes please. 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, & 1.

        • Thanks
      • 53 replies
      Demonland

    • GAMEDAY: Gold Coast

      It's Game Day and the Demons are back at the MCG and have a massive challenge ahead of them as they take on Premiership contender the Gold Coast Suns. What do you want to see from the Dees today?

        • Thanks
      • 431 replies
      Demonland

    • PREVIEW: Gold Coast

      Melbourne’s slow starts have been a troubling theme for a while. Against the Suns, they started slowly in both of their games, they trailed by 5.7.37 to 0.1.1 at quarter time at Peoples First Stadium in Round 16. This season, the story has remained the same and if the Demons fail to shake off this issue against the unbeaten Gold Coast Suns, they will be in serious danger of capitulating once again in their Easter Sunday showdown.

        • Clap
        • Love
        • Thanks
        • Like
      • 10 replies
      Demonland

    • NON-MFC: Round 04

      Round 4 of the 2026 AFL Premiership Season is upon us and it is the last week of the early season byes. Who are you tipping this week and what are the best results for the Dees Finals chances? 😜

        • Haha
      • 357 replies
      Demonland
    View All

    Account

    Navigation

    Search

    Search

    Configure browser push notifications
    Chrome (Android)
    1. Tap the lock icon next to the address bar.
    2. Tap Permissions → Notifications.
    3. Adjust your preference.
    Chrome (Desktop)
    1. Click the padlock icon in the address bar.
    2. Select Site settings.
    3. Find Notifications and adjust your preference.