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NON-MFC: Round 14

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As a kid watching Man Utd win every year even they had an ok team used to drive me insane. Hawks have that same [censored]. they win games they shouldn’t

we lose games we should win

it’s culture confidence arrogance or who TF knows

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    The song’s being sung in a long narrow oval, not a circle 🤣

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    2 minutes ago, monoccular said:

    The inconsistency on the insufficient intent only makes the rules even more farcical

    In the last 5 minutes two identical spoils go out of bounds. One, by Hawks, trow in. The next by Crows - penalised.

    Get rid of it.

    But that’s the purpose of the “rule” : to make it so open to interpretation and get everyone talking about it.That’s what the AFL does

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    14 minutes ago, BDA said:

    Instantly forgettable game.

    Personally I think it is cool that they are having a traditional round where the football is only on the actual weekend.

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    Just now, Little Goffy said:

    Personally I think it is cool that they are having a traditional round where the football is only on the actual weekend.

    you've got north vs freo to look forward to tmr night :)

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    47 minutes ago, DubDee said:

    As a kid watching Man Utd win every year even they had an ok team used to drive me insane. Hawks have that same [censored]. they win games they shouldn’t

    we lose games we should win

    it’s culture confidence arrogance or who TF knows

    “As a kid watching Man Utd win every year even they had an ok team used to drive me insane”

    You must be a lot younger than me then. As a kid I used to watch Demons win every year, and it didn’t drive me insane. It was the next 56 years that did that to me.

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    Hawthorn's umpires tonight

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    23 minutes ago, monoccular said:

    “As a kid watching Man Utd win every year even they had an ok team used to drive me insane”

    You must be a lot younger than me then. As a kid I used to watch Demons win every year, and it didn’t drive me insane. It was the next 56 years that did that to me.

    i can only imagine your pain mate

    my older brother was a utd fan. the 90’s were tough going.

    I am giving him plenty of [censored] these days but

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    On 12/06/2025 at 22:19, spirit of norm smith said:

    HOW DID WE LOSE TO THE SAINTS ??

    Oh yeah … 7.21 !!!

    Jim Carrey Omg GIF

    Coz we are NQR!

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    11 hours ago, Ghostwriter said:

    The Crows looked sluggish in the last. Noticeably off the pace, lots of tired players.

    Maybe they need a new fitness guy

    😉

    Loading 😜

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    On 12/06/2025 at 22:19, spirit of norm smith said:

    HOW DID WE LOSE TO THE SAINTS ??

    Oh yeah … 7.21 !!!

    BB6B83DB-FCA1-4D47-A030-269CDB9581E0.jpeg

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    Giants are huge value today at almost $5 for the win

    lions are just travelling ok. If Hogan goes off the Giants could win this

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    17 hours ago, 640MD said:

    Yes but they beat us like a drum.

    So if the players are poor. Is their coach so much better than ours.

    I think the problem with their list is how mediocre it is in almost every area. (West Coast have a worst list if you're just looking at who they field as a best 22 tomorrow; St Kilda's ranks below them if you look at building towards a list that can make prelims.) They have a lot of good ordinary sloggers. Those kind of teams just need a sniff and they're competitive. We gave them more than a sniff in the NT. Didn't help that one of their few very good players - Wanganeen-Milera - basically did as he pleased.

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    I wish we had a Hogan type player with us.

    Oh wait.

    Four marks in the first.

    Nothing but the best of luck to him and i reckon all Dlanders feel the same.

    Edited by Previously known as LITD.

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    Gotta feel for Jack Payne 😢

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    1 hour ago, DubDee said:

    Giants are huge value today at almost $5 for the win

    lions are just travelling ok. If Hogan goes off the Giants could win this

    Good call DD

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    45 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

    Gotta feel for Jack Payne 😢

    initial diagnosis is ruptured patella tendon in his left knee which is better than acl, i would assume?

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    excellent conversion again

    hogan going to win this game for the giants

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    36 minutes ago, whatwhat say what said:

    initial diagnosis is ruptured patella tendon in his left knee which is better than acl, i would assume?

    Typical knee [censored] reaction.

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    Just now, Previously known as LITD. said:

    Typical knee [censored] reaction.

    I can't say [censored] after the word knee.

    DLand gone back to the USSR.

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