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As a kid watching Man Utd win every year even they had an ok team used to drive me insane. Hawks have that same [censored]. they win games they shouldn’t

we lose games we should win

it’s culture confidence arrogance or who TF knows

 

The song’s being sung in a long narrow oval, not a circle 🤣

2 minutes ago, monoccular said:

The inconsistency on the insufficient intent only makes the rules even more farcical

In the last 5 minutes two identical spoils go out of bounds. One, by Hawks, trow in. The next by Crows - penalised.

Get rid of it.

But that’s the purpose of the “rule” : to make it so open to interpretation and get everyone talking about it.That’s what the AFL does

 
14 minutes ago, BDA said:

Instantly forgettable game.

Personally I think it is cool that they are having a traditional round where the football is only on the actual weekend.

Just now, Little Goffy said:

Personally I think it is cool that they are having a traditional round where the football is only on the actual weekend.

you've got north vs freo to look forward to tmr night :)


47 minutes ago, DubDee said:

As a kid watching Man Utd win every year even they had an ok team used to drive me insane. Hawks have that same [censored]. they win games they shouldn’t

we lose games we should win

it’s culture confidence arrogance or who TF knows

“As a kid watching Man Utd win every year even they had an ok team used to drive me insane”

You must be a lot younger than me then. As a kid I used to watch Demons win every year, and it didn’t drive me insane. It was the next 56 years that did that to me.

Hawthorn's umpires tonight

 
23 minutes ago, monoccular said:

“As a kid watching Man Utd win every year even they had an ok team used to drive me insane”

You must be a lot younger than me then. As a kid I used to watch Demons win every year, and it didn’t drive me insane. It was the next 56 years that did that to me.

i can only imagine your pain mate

my older brother was a utd fan. the 90’s were tough going.

I am giving him plenty of [censored] these days but

On 12/06/2025 at 22:19, spirit of norm smith said:

HOW DID WE LOSE TO THE SAINTS ??

Oh yeah … 7.21 !!!

Jim Carrey Omg GIF

Coz we are NQR!


11 hours ago, Ghostwriter said:

The Crows looked sluggish in the last. Noticeably off the pace, lots of tired players.

Maybe they need a new fitness guy

😉

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On 12/06/2025 at 22:19, spirit of norm smith said:

HOW DID WE LOSE TO THE SAINTS ??

Oh yeah … 7.21 !!!

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Giants are huge value today at almost $5 for the win

lions are just travelling ok. If Hogan goes off the Giants could win this

17 hours ago, 640MD said:

Yes but they beat us like a drum.

So if the players are poor. Is their coach so much better than ours.

I think the problem with their list is how mediocre it is in almost every area. (West Coast have a worst list if you're just looking at who they field as a best 22 tomorrow; St Kilda's ranks below them if you look at building towards a list that can make prelims.) They have a lot of good ordinary sloggers. Those kind of teams just need a sniff and they're competitive. We gave them more than a sniff in the NT. Didn't help that one of their few very good players - Wanganeen-Milera - basically did as he pleased.


I wish we had a Hogan type player with us.

Oh wait.

Four marks in the first.

Nothing but the best of luck to him and i reckon all Dlanders feel the same.

Edited by Previously known as LITD.

Gotta feel for Jack Payne 😢

1 hour ago, DubDee said:

Giants are huge value today at almost $5 for the win

lions are just travelling ok. If Hogan goes off the Giants could win this

Good call DD


 
36 minutes ago, whatwhat say what said:

initial diagnosis is ruptured patella tendon in his left knee which is better than acl, i would assume?

Typical knee [censored] reaction.

Just now, Previously known as LITD. said:

Typical knee [censored] reaction.

I can't say [censored] after the word knee.

DLand gone back to the USSR.


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