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GAMEDAY: Rd 02 vs North Melbourne

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No one bombs it long against us so reduces the o influence of lever (and may). we give up goals to pace

 
1 minute ago, doc roet said:

im gunna start drinkin

I haven't stopped since the last siren against Gws

 

 
9 minutes ago, sydneydee said:

Which is why we don’t get big crowds. 
 

When Goodwin goes, the crowds will come back.

Lol! From when? The norm smith coaching days?


My god we’re going backwards at a rate of knots, yet nothing different is being tried from the coaches box.

Too many pretenders over and around the ball bar Viney.  And he a bit slower now.

No one else capable of extracting now.

And we continue to just play straight ahead bomb it i50 footy.  Horrible entries time and time again.  Too easy to defend.

For as long as that goes on you can forget about beating most teams aside from maybe Richmond and this mob.  And even then we are no sure thing.

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Unfortunately Jefferson looks totally lost today.

Goody needs to mix things up on the fwd line.

I'm not sure what... Suggestions?

 

snatched at that hendo

again no composure


We have made so many lazy and inaccurate handballs today. It's absolutely pathetic at times.

Rivers is having a Barry Crocker. Looks a shell of the player he was last year. 

Rivers is just too messy to ever be an A grade midfielder unfortunate.   Regularly coughs it up in close under pressure.

God we are fumbly today.

1 minute ago, BDA said:

snatched at that hendo

again no composure

We look like the seconds.

Apologies to Chandler and a couple of others.


Sharp is so [censored]

We will finish bottom four at this rate.

What a rabble

3 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

Unfortunately Jefferson looks totally lost today.

Goody needs to mix things up on the fwd line.

I'm not sure what... Suggestions?

Hard when he isnt on the ground I guess.


What the actual [censored] was Jake Lever doing??

3 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

Unfortunately Jefferson looks totally lost today.

Goody needs to mix things up on the fwd line.

I'm not sure what... Suggestions?

That’s tough on Jefferson. Every kick that came into him didn’t favour him. They were either over his head or just sat up in the air.

 
1 minute ago, Buzzy said:

Rivers is just too messy to ever be an A grade midfielder unfortunate.   Regularly coughs it up in close under pressure.

God we are fumbly today.

It's a lot of factors but yeah the fumbling and very low skill level is embarrassing.

But as mentioned previously game, we just have no fwd line at all.

It's been this way for three years now so I'm not sure why we expect to win.

So many Norf throws not called. Another one costs a goal.


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