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GAMEDAY: Practice Match vs Fremantle

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16 minutes ago, Tom Dyson said:

jack billings i actually think is a decent enough footballer who tries pretty hard, but by gee he has zero goal sense 

 

16 minutes ago, chook fowler said:

Billing’s kicking is and always has been shizen

Some sessions with Tiger Woods’s Shrink will help.

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    Same number of scoring shots 

    Bit like the last few years 

    yes yes this year’s sample is n=1 - hopefully not a portent of things to come (I might lose my mind)

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    Blake Howes might have played himself out of round 1

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    I always thought Bowza was a measured composed footballer, but how many times has he thrown it on the boot today with zero regard or spatial awareness??

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    2 minutes ago, Devil In Disguise said:

    Has Jed Adams had a disposal?

    He’s had 4 times what Chandler has produced 😳

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    4 minutes ago, Devil In Disguise said:

    Has Jed Adams had a disposal?

    8 in the first half then none, ran out of steam 

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    How to fu the game umpires, call a free that doesn’t exist when all of our blokes are streaming forward because the obvious free was ignored!

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    Not sure Max Viney’s tackling classes have done much unfortunately - we haven’t been able to stick tackles all day 

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    Bowey ain't best 22.

    Billings literally can't kick a goal to save his life. 

    Again, we get scored against too easily. 

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    2 minutes ago, Tom Dyson said:

    I always thought Bowza was a measured composed footballer, but how many times has he thrown it on the boot today with zero regard or spatial awareness??

    Heats got to him.

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    It’s a practice game & hope Goodwin isn’t showing his hand entirely as we will do stuff all leaking 16 goals 

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    Kozzy also reminding everyone how big of a loss he’ll be for the first three rounds 😭

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    2 minutes ago, Tom Dyson said:

    I always thought Bowza was a measured composed footballer, but how many times has he thrown it on the boot today with zero regard or spatial awareness??

    He’s not the player he was in year 1, a little muddled in the head still after a bad injury last year? Or from Steve May barking at our backline to chip it sideways and bomb it long for 3 years?

    Whatever it is he has to do better than this

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    What in the world was Fritta thinking - in range, passes back to Billings - fails to score.  

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    Q4: Why would Fritter pass it to Billings???!!!

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    Billings is possibly the worst finisher in the AFL! If he could actually finish off his work he'd be a decent player, he has no trouble finding the ball.

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    22 behinds. It doesn’t really matter what your tactics are or what you do around the ground if you kick that many behinds. Make that 24

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