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GAMEDAY: Practice Match vs Fremantle

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16 minutes ago, Tom Dyson said:

jack billings i actually think is a decent enough footballer who tries pretty hard, but by gee he has zero goal sense 

 

16 minutes ago, chook fowler said:

Billing’s kicking is and always has been shizen

Some sessions with Tiger Woods’s Shrink will help.

Edited by Tarax Club

Same number of scoring shots 

Bit like the last few years 

yes yes this year’s sample is n=1 - hopefully not a portent of things to come (I might lose my mind)

 

Blake Howes might have played himself out of round 1


I always thought Bowza was a measured composed footballer, but how many times has he thrown it on the boot today with zero regard or spatial awareness??

2 minutes ago, Devil In Disguise said:

Has Jed Adams had a disposal?

He’s had 4 times what Chandler has produced 😳

 
4 minutes ago, Devil In Disguise said:

Has Jed Adams had a disposal?

8 in the first half then none, ran out of steam 

How to fu the game umpires, call a free that doesn’t exist when all of our blokes are streaming forward because the obvious free was ignored!


Not sure Max Viney’s tackling classes have done much unfortunately - we haven’t been able to stick tackles all day 

Bowey ain't best 22.

Billings literally can't kick a goal to save his life. 

Again, we get scored against too easily. 

2 minutes ago, Tom Dyson said:

I always thought Bowza was a measured composed footballer, but how many times has he thrown it on the boot today with zero regard or spatial awareness??

Heats got to him.

It’s a practice game & hope Goodwin isn’t showing his hand entirely as we will do stuff all leaking 16 goals 

Kozzy also reminding everyone how big of a loss he’ll be for the first three rounds 😭


2 minutes ago, Tom Dyson said:

I always thought Bowza was a measured composed footballer, but how many times has he thrown it on the boot today with zero regard or spatial awareness??

He’s not the player he was in year 1, a little muddled in the head still after a bad injury last year? Or from Steve May barking at our backline to chip it sideways and bomb it long for 3 years?

Whatever it is he has to do better than this

What in the world was Fritta thinking - in range, passes back to Billings - fails to score.  

Q4: Why would Fritter pass it to Billings???!!!

Billings is possibly the worst finisher in the AFL! If he could actually finish off his work he'd be a decent player, he has no trouble finding the ball.


22 behinds. It doesn’t really matter what your tactics are or what you do around the ground if you kick that many behinds. Make that 24

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