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Well Demonlanders I will be departing soon on the M1 from beautiful downtown Berwick to Goshville! 

I am fully prepared with Snake anti vax kit (not that I plan to get that close), anti Yowie mating cream, Gossamer hairspray, sunscreen, Vegemite sanger and fishing glove! 

Hopefully I can bring you incisive report in the genre of Robert G Barratt, Stephen King, Lachlan Mc Culloch, Enid Blyton and H.G Wells! If you see me, I'm the one up a tree with binoculars …

Stand by😎

  • Whispering_Jack changed the title to PRESEASON TRAINING: Friday 13th December 2024
 

Inspirational WJ just keep a weather eye out for this bloke. 


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35 minutes ago, Whispering_Jack said:

Don’t forget …

 

 

All good WJ, I’m across it. Anyone who forgets the Aerogard or sunscreen is welcome to hit me up. I’ll be the one who’s not swatting flies away. 

16 minutes ago, Tarax Club said:

Inspirational WJ just keep a weather eye out for this bloke. 


Tarzan GIF

High flying KPP. I believe he’s signed on with the Casey Demons for 2025 in the hope of getting a list spot at Melbourne in the SSP if a position opens up. 


8 minutes ago, Pinball Wizard said:

High flying KPP. I believe he’s signed on with the Casey Demons for 2025 in the hope of getting a list spot at Melbourne in the SSP if a position opens up. 

The 191cm, Johnny Weissmuller comes from another sport (swimming) so I would contend, he could be recruited as a Category B rookie. His age could be a problem.

6 minutes ago, Whispering_Jack said:

The 191cm, Johnny Weissmuller comes from another sport (swimming) so I would contend, he could be recruited as a Category B rookie. His age could be a problem.

and his where-abouts

 
5 minutes ago, At Least I Saw a Flag said:

And the fact that he's dead might be an issue.

still might be more lively than some


Looking forward to your report PF.

I'm sure by the end of today I will think Jeffo is the second coming of John Coleman

I might drop in at 11ish (on my bike) to check out how da boyz are going ... and offer some advice.

See ya there (perhaps) ...

1 hour ago, picket fence said:

Well Demonlanders I will be departing soon on the M1 from beautiful downtown Berwick to Goshville! 

I am fully prepared with Snake anti vax kit (not that I plan to get that close), anti Yowie mating cream, Gossamer hairspray, sunscreen, Vegemite sanger and fishing glove! 

Hopefully I can bring you incisive report in the genre of Robert G Barratt, Stephen King, Lachlan Mc Culloch, Enid Blyton and H.G Wells! If you see me, I'm the one up a tree with binoculars …

Stand by😎

I don’t know who I should forewarn first… Jeffo or the Yowies. 

2 hours ago, picket fence said:

Well Demonlanders I will be departing soon on the M1 from beautiful downtown Berwick to Goshville! 

I am fully prepared with Snake anti vax kit (not that I plan to get that close), anti Yowie mating cream, Gossamer hairspray, sunscreen, Vegemite sanger and fishing glove! 

Hopefully I can bring you incisive report in the genre of Robert G Barratt, Stephen King, Lachlan Mc Culloch, Enid Blyton and H.G Wells! If you see me, I'm the one up a tree with binoculars …

Stand by😎

All very well but a fishing glove? 

In the words of a fish shop owner, Please Explain!

59 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

Anyone who forgets the Aerogard

Forget the Aerogard, there are far better insect repellents out there.

Bushman's is stronger and more effective as it has a higher DEET content.

However,  the best I've ever used is an organic product called Nature's Botanical which requires only a small application and which flies absolutely hate.  It's active ingredients are rosemary and cedarwood.


7 minutes ago, Demonstone said:

Forget the Aerogard, there are far better insect repellents out there.

Bushman's is stronger and more effective as it has a higher DEET content.

However,  the best I've ever used is an organic product called Nature's Botanical which requires only a small application and which flies absolutely hate.  It's active ingredients are rosemary and cedarwood.

I find Bushman’s too strong as in when inhaled. 


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watching Storm training rn. They look in great shape but not as fit as our boys. I’m the only spectator which is surprising. They’re super friendly people. 

TRAINING: Max, Trac, Viney, JVR, Windsor, Tholstrup, Langdon, TMac, Kozzy, Chandler, Jefferson, Hore, Adams, McVee, Turner, Billings, Clarry, Salem, Lever, Melksham, Howes, Brown, Woewodin, Spargo, Johnson, Kentfield, Lindsay, Langford, Sestan, Petty, Fullarton, Bowey, Campbell, Verrall, McAdam, AMW, Sparrow, Mentha, White, 


5 minutes ago, Demonland said:

TRAINING: Max, Trac, Viney, JVR, Windsor, Tholstrup, Langdon, TMac, Kozzy, Chandler, Jefferson, Hore, Adams, McVee, Turner, Billings, Clarry, Salem, Lever, Melksham, Howes, Brown, Woewodin, Spargo, Johnson, Kentfield, Lindsay, Langford, Sestan, Petty, Fullarton, Bowey, Campbell, Verrall, McAdam, AMW, Sparrow, Mentha, White, 

Lindsay and McAdam with the main group?!

 
1 hour ago, Whispering_Jack said:

The 191cm, Johnny Weissmuller comes from another sport (swimming) so I would contend, he could be recruited as a Category B rookie. His age could be a problem.

Don't let the fact that he died get in the way of reincarnation as Tarzan or Jungle Jim.


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