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PRESEASON TRAINING: Friday 13th December 2024

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Well Demonlanders I will be departing soon on the M1 from beautiful downtown Berwick to Goshville!Ā 

I am fully prepared with Snake anti vax kit (not that I plan to get that close), anti Yowie mating cream, Gossamer hairspray, sunscreen, Vegemite sanger and fishing glove!Ā 

Hopefully I can bring you incisive report in the genre of Robert G Barratt, Stephen King, Lachlan Mc Culloch, Enid Blyton and H.G Wells! If you see me, I'm the one up a tree with binoculars ā€¦

Stand byšŸ˜Ž

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    • Whispering_Jack changed the title to PRESEASON TRAINING: Friday 13th December 2024
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    Inspirational WJ just keep a weather eye out for this bloke.Ā 


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    35 minutes ago, Whispering_Jack said:

    Donā€™t forget ā€¦

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    All good WJ, Iā€™m across it. Anyone who forgets the Aerogard or sunscreen is welcome to hit me up. Iā€™ll be the one whoā€™s not swatting flies away.Ā 

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    16 minutes ago, Tarax Club said:

    Inspirational WJ just keep a weather eye out for this bloke.Ā 


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    High flying KPP. I believe heā€™s signed on with the Casey Demons for 2025 in the hope of getting a list spot at Melbourne in the SSP if a position opens up.Ā 

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    8 minutes ago, Pinball Wizard said:

    High flying KPP. I believe heā€™s signed on with the Casey Demons for 2025 in the hope of getting a list spot at Melbourne in the SSP if a position opens up.Ā 

    The 191cm, JohnnyĀ Weissmuller comes from another sport (swimming) so I would contend, he could be recruited as a Category B rookie. His age could be a problem.

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    6 minutes ago, Whispering_Jack said:

    The 191cm, JohnnyĀ Weissmuller comes from another sport (swimming) so I would contend, he could be recruited as a Category B rookie. His age could be a problem.

    and his where-abouts

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    5 minutes ago, At Least I Saw a Flag said:

    And the fact that he's dead might be an issue.

    still might be more lively than some

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    Looking forward to your report PF.

    I'm sure by the end of today I will think Jeffo is the second coming of John Coleman

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    I might drop in at 11ish (on my bike) to check out how da boyz are going ... and offer some advice.

    See ya there (perhaps) ...

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    1 hour ago, picket fence said:

    Well Demonlanders I will be departing soon on the M1 from beautiful downtown Berwick to Goshville!Ā 

    I am fully prepared with Snake anti vax kit (not that I plan to get that close), anti Yowie mating cream, Gossamer hairspray, sunscreen, Vegemite sanger and fishing glove!Ā 

    Hopefully I can bring you incisive report in the genre of Robert G Barratt, Stephen King, Lachlan Mc Culloch, Enid Blyton and H.G Wells! If you see me, I'm the one up a tree with binoculars ā€¦

    Stand byšŸ˜Ž

    I donā€™t know who I should forewarn firstā€¦ Jeffo or the Yowies.Ā 

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    2 hours ago, picket fence said:

    Well Demonlanders I will be departing soon on the M1 from beautiful downtown Berwick to Goshville!Ā 

    I am fully prepared with Snake anti vax kit (not that I plan to get that close), anti Yowie mating cream, Gossamer hairspray, sunscreen, Vegemite sanger and fishing glove!Ā 

    Hopefully I can bring you incisive report in the genre of Robert G Barratt, Stephen King, Lachlan Mc Culloch, Enid Blyton and H.G Wells! If you see me, I'm the one up a tree with binoculars ā€¦

    Stand byšŸ˜Ž

    All very well but a fishing glove?Ā 

    In the words of a fish shop owner, Please Explain!

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    59 minutes ago, Ghostwriter said:

    Anyone who forgets the Aerogard

    Forget the Aerogard, there are far better insect repellents out there.

    Bushman's is stronger and more effective as it has a higher DEET content.

    However,Ā  the best I've ever used is an organic product called Nature's Botanical which requires only a small application and which flies absolutely hate.Ā  It's active ingredients are rosemary and cedarwood.

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    7 minutes ago, Demonstone said:

    Forget the Aerogard, there are far better insect repellents out there.

    Bushman's is stronger and more effective as it has a higher DEET content.

    However,Ā  the best I've ever used is an organic product called Nature's Botanical which requires only a small application and which flies absolutely hate.Ā  It's active ingredients are rosemary and cedarwood.

    I find Bushmanā€™s too strong as in when inhaled.Ā 

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    watching Storm training rn. They look in great shape but not as fit as our boys. Iā€™m the only spectator which is surprising. Theyā€™re super friendly people.Ā 

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    TRAINING: Max, Trac, Viney, JVR, Windsor, Tholstrup, Langdon, TMac, Kozzy, Chandler, Jefferson, Hore, Adams, McVee, Turner, Billings, Clarry, Salem, Lever, Melksham, Howes, Brown, Woewodin, Spargo, Johnson, Kentfield, Lindsay, Langford, Sestan, Petty, Fullarton, Bowey, Campbell, Verrall, McAdam, AMW, Sparrow, Mentha, White,Ā 

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    5 minutes ago, Demonland said:

    TRAINING: Max, Trac, Viney, JVR, Windsor, Tholstrup, Langdon, TMac, Kozzy, Chandler, Jefferson, Hore, Adams, McVee, Turner, Billings, Clarry, Salem, Lever, Melksham, Howes, Brown, Woewodin, Spargo, Johnson, Kentfield, Lindsay, Langford, Sestan, Petty, Fullarton, Bowey, Campbell, Verrall, McAdam, AMW, Sparrow, Mentha, White,Ā 

    Lindsay and McAdam with the main group?!

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    1 hour ago, Whispering_Jack said:

    The 191cm, JohnnyĀ Weissmuller comes from another sport (swimming) so I would contend, he could be recruited as a Category B rookie. His age could be a problem.

    Don't let the fact that he died get in the way of reincarnation as Tarzan or Jungle Jim.

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