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GAMEDAY: Rd 24 vs Collingwood

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2 hours ago, Adam The God said:

Sydney has to be the worst minor premier in the history of the competition. Not only did they lose to the wooden spooner, they also had a 100+ point loss in there.

I think Freo 2015 weren’t much better, they limped home after a great start to the season similar to our 2022. With Lyon’s defensive style they weren’t prone to being belted by 100points

 
3 minutes ago, Demonsterative said:

Yep, all pending St Kilda and Gold Coast beating up on Richmond and Carlton. 
 

If we lose. 

Richmond losing is a given, they want pick number 1.

The other one unlikely tbh.

I'm expecting a big night of "Free kick Nick" & "Free kick Filth"

The AFL will be out to give em a massive boost.  Yep even more so than usual if that's possible

 
17 minutes ago, ElDiablo14 said:

Richmond losing is a given, they want pick number 1.

The other one unlikely tbh.

Carlton getting smashed and missing out on finals would make this year  so much better. Almost 

Anyone hoping for a loss tonight, to get a better Draft Pick should be put on “ignore” immediately. 
Unbelievable that anyone would think that way after what happened 10-12 years ago

We go out to Win tonight…..


50 minutes ago, Demonland said:

 

I spoke to him briefly at the G a few years ago. A real gentleman*.

 

*Is it still permissible to use that word?

 

 

7 minutes ago, Winners at last said:

I spoke to him briefly at the G a few years ago. A real gentleman*.

 

*Is it still permissible to use that word?

 

 

Too gender specific Wat. 
 

😜😜😳😳🤓🤓

14 hours ago, Longsufferingnomore said:

Can't sleep.

Never been so excited for a dead rubber💙❤️

Me too hate will not see my boys play for 6 months

 
9 hours ago, The Jackson FIX said:

I’m pragmatic and understand the value of a higher draft pick but a win is more important this time around in building belief for this group and giving them a sense of unity before they head into their next pre-season 

I agree

1 hour ago, Demonsterative said:

I’m in two minds about this WCW. I want to win like the rest of us. There is a ‘but’ though. I want to give JT and the club the best chance of getting the best talent into the club. Long term for our assault next year and beyond, it could in be the clubs favour to get a lower draft pick. 
 

The players (the young ones too) understand the difficulties of this year and a win not inflate or deflate the group going into pre-season for 2025. 
 

Btw, I’m not wanting us to tank or play below our best. I will be cheering hard for a win (I’m a competitive person and experience white line fever when the boys cross that white line), but If we don’t, I hope like hell pick 5 or 6 comes our way. If it does I won’t be disappointed 

Keep the mind that wants us to win, and bin the other one. Simples. 


2 hours ago, Jaded No More said:

Hmm could I train him in the next few hours to run onto the field and take a steaming 💩 on Maynard?

After being shirtfronted by Fritta as he accidentally trips over his bootlaces thus cannoning into the thug and rendering him non compus, in a nothing to see here footy act. Then Jaded, You are welcome to let your pooch do its thing☠️:P💩

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1 minute ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Keep the mind that wants us to win, and bin the other one. Simples. 

Hahaha, I want us to win,  but if we don’t, we could still have a win.

 

Ma’am. 😳😳

1 hour ago, Demon Dynasty said:

Who has now replaced her husband

Who said her husband was ever #1 

PS: he’s not

 

😝

Predictions:

Gawn absolutely dominates Cameron with 25+ disposals and a goal

Kozzy turns one on at the G one last time........3 goals

Roo kicks a bag of 4

Dees by 18

Hopefully the two sides just have an agreement…we will lose by a bunch for draft picks and don’t let anyone get injured. 
 

think that’s a good deal for everyone 


4 minutes ago, picket fence said:

After being shirtfronted by Fritta as he accidentally trips over his bootlaces thus cannoning into the thug and rendering him non compus, in a nothing to see here footy act. Then WCW You are welcome to let your pooch do its thing☠️:P💩

I don’t have a pooch. But I can release my chooks onto the field. They could scratch the @rsehole’s eyes out then peck him to death. Simples. 

Just now, WalkingCivilWar said:

I don’t have a pooch. But I can release my chooks onto the field. They could scratch the @rsehole’s eyes out then peck him to death. Simples. 

RELEASE THE CHOOKS

Angry How Dare You GIF by Ocean Park

4 hours ago, Neil Crompton said:

Draft picks are a bit of a lottery. Beating the Pies would be glorious. I say let’s thump the bastards. 

Yep, just win baby. 

4 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

RELEASE THE CHOOKS

Angry How Dare You GIF by Ocean Park

Scary chook can he play as a replacement for Maysie

19 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I don’t have a pooch. But I can release my chooks onto the field. They could scratch the @rsehole’s eyes out then peck him to death. Simples. 

Are they trained to forage and eat legumes fallen to the ground WCW u know Nuts and the like!

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24 minutes ago, Demonsterative said:

Hahaha, I want us to win,  but if we don’t, we could still have a win.

 

Ma’am. 😳😳

The last man who disagreed with me came off second best.

 

 

They’ll never find the body. 
 

 

I trust we understand one another.

 

1 minute ago, picket fence said:

Are they trained to forage and eat legumes fallen to the ground WCW u know Nuts and the like!

That’s their specialty! I have them and a cricket bat and that’s all I need to remain safe in my own home. 

2 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

That’s their specialty! I have them and a cricket bat and that’s all I need to remain safe in my own home. 

😂🤣😅😇🥰 CLASSIC WCW 

 
1 hour ago, Demon Dynasty said:

I'm expecting a big night of "Free kick Nick" & "Free kick Filth"

The AFL will be out to give em a massive boost.  Yep even more so than usual if that's possible

Relax, we have Razor tonight. 


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