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Billings replacing Woey tonight due to illness.

Edited by Heart Beats True

 

2 members of the squad with an illness

so much going around

doesnt bode well

 

A lot of bombers supporters on this train carriage. There are 2 others dees fans that I can see. 

12 hours ago, Winners at last said:

I had fully intended to attend tonight's match.

However, I am instead going to a celebration of life event for Bonnie the cat, who passed away a few days ago at the age of 18. Her owner (a Demons supporter) and her family are heartbroken. I hope that is a good enough excuse.

C'mon Dees ... do it for Bonnie!

 

What does one do for a cat Funeral? That's a new one


9 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

What does one do for a cat Funeral? That's a new one

purr

Breaking news: I’ve convinced the good luck charm aka the husband to come along


I feel his good luck will run out tonight. 
 

 
16 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

What does one do for a cat Funeral?

That's a very good question.  I have a similar query.

I'm attending the funeral of a bloke next week who was a fanatical golfer.

Would it be appropriate, as the coffin is being lowered into the grave, to yell out "Get in the hole!"?


2 minutes ago, Demonstone said:

That's a very good question.  I have a similar query.

I'm attending the funeral of a bloke next week who was a fanatical golfer.

Would it be appropriate, as the coffin is being lowered into the grave, to yell out "Get in the hole!"?

Ha ha but no just chip in you tight barsted

1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I just wanna sing our song after a match at least one more time this season. 🥹

 X 3

Train is packed… with mostly Essendon supporters 😢

Who’s the sub?


7 minutes ago, Demonstone said:

That's a very good question.  I have a similar query.

I'm attending the funeral of a bloke next week who was a fanatical golfer.

Would it be appropriate, as the coffin is being lowered into the grave, to yell out "Get in the hole!"?

Now that would provide a laugh 

4 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

Train is packed… with mostly Essendon supporters 😢

think i might watch the break danceing replay at the olympics

Milkshake has been poor

He is a great sub option though


1 hour ago, DubDee said:

2 members of the squad with an illness

so much going around

doesnt bode well

Not good at all. There are always other players who are affected, even without realising it.

Very quiet on the game day thred seems a few on here have put the cue in the rack

 
3 minutes ago, Demonland said:

Fair few Port supporters about

Still on train. At one point I was outnumbered by Port fans. No other Dees in sight but a few more since Bentleigh. 

And I mean a few ....


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