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Gawn - busted his guts

Viney - had no impact

Rivers - played with heart

Sparrow - tagging failed miserably 

Bowey - has lost momentum 

Langdon - gave limited drive

Fritsch - some impressive moments 

Van Rooyen - was rarely involved

Neal Bullen - season worst game

Tholstrup - out of depth

Chandler - small man syndrome 

McDonald- frustrated and frustrating 

Pickett - has tuned out

Oliver - was embarrassingly incompetent 

Lever - showed no leadership 

Howes - not a backman 

Woewodin - little to commend

Turner- little to admire

Melksham - age has wearied

McVee - rarely found space

Petty - was uninvolved again

May - hopefully back soon

Moniz - Wakefield - regularly amateurish disposal 

 

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Do you actually think the umpires made an iota difference to the result? 

12 minutes ago, Oxdee said:

Do you actually think the umpires made an iota difference to the result? 

Yep.

I appreciate and look forward to Joeboy’s analysis each week but the “woe against me” towards the umpiring that has permeated Demonland this year has been unbearable to be honest.

 

May – under constant pressure

Lever – all at sea

Bowey – struggled all night

McVee – composed but besieged

McDonald – still worth spot

Howes – not AFL standard

Woewodin – not AFL standard

Viney – years taking toll

Langdon – tried heart out

Moniz-Wakefield – not AFL standard

Rivers – showed fighting spirit

Neale-Bullen – energetic but limited

Sparrow – solid but slow

Kolstrup – judge next season

Chandler – better option needed

Pickett – too little effort

Van Rooyen – had few opportunities

Petty – wasted in forwards

Fritsch – accurate but lazy

Melksham – last hurrah time

Gawn – couldn’t stem tide

Oliver – off the boil

Turner (sub) – couldn’t help much

T Mac

Crucified by umps.

Busted a gut.

Showed great restraint. 
 

Deserves another year.

 


joeboy - lost his tether

Bowey    - improved second half 

Trent Rivers  - beacon in the gloom

Tom Sparrow - 

Max Gawn    - captain’s knock (again)

Ed Langdon-  season standard game

Fritsch  - some spirited cameos 

AFL/media      - poisoned golden chalice

Umpires.   - can’t do Jack

Bevo -  australian rules throwball

The rest - prayer helps apparently 

 

 

 

Edited by Tarax Club

1 hour ago, joeboy said:

Gawn - busted his guts

Viney - had no impact

Rivers - played with heart

Sparrow - tagging failed miserably 

Bowey - has lost momentum 

Langdon - gave limited drive

Fritsch - some impressive moments 

Van Rooyen - was rarely involved

Neal Bullen - season worst game

Tholstrup - out of depth

Chandler - small man syndrome 

McDonald- frustrated and frustrating 

Pickett - has tuned out

Oliver - was embarrassingly incompetent 

Lever - showed no leadership 

Howes - not a backman 

Woewodin - little to commend

Turner- little to admire

Melksham - age has wearied

McVee - rarely found space

Petty - was uninvolved again

May - hopefully back soon

Moniz - Wakefield - regularly amateurish disposal 

 

Knee jerk reactionJoe, seems to lose the plot when we lose badly.Just 3 players passed his high standards.

 

 
17 minutes ago, Bobby McKenzie said:

Knee jerk reactionJoe, seems to lose the plot when we lose badly.Just 3 players passed his high standards.

 

His high standards. A poor team performance, started and finished at the contest again.

59 minutes ago, Satyriconhome said:

His high standards. A poor team performance, started and finished at the contest again.

Fair enough but I will stick to my opinion. That's what it's all about isn't i? I fully respect yours. Cheers.

 


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7 hours ago, Bobby McKenzie said:

Knee jerk reactionJoe, seems to lose the plot when we lose badly.Just 3 players passed his high standards.

 

Ok so you’re at it again taking pot shots at me.

Let’s see your 3 word responses and show how many positives YOU can come up with.

On reflection, and upon watching a replay the only ‘knee jerk reaction’ ( your words ) I regret were for Langdon who was ‘actually steady throughout’

10 hours ago, joeboy said:

Gawn - busted his guts

Viney - had no impact

Rivers - played with heart

Sparrow - tagging failed miserably 

Bowey - has lost momentum 

Langdon - gave limited drive

Fritsch - some impressive moments 

Van Rooyen - was rarely involved

Neal Bullen - season worst game

Tholstrup - out of depth

Chandler - small man syndrome 

McDonald- frustrated and frustrating 

Pickett - has tuned out

Oliver - was embarrassingly incompetent 

Lever - showed no leadership 

Howes - not a backman 

Woewodin - little to commend

Turner- little to admire

Melksham - age has wearied

McVee - rarely found space

Petty - was uninvolved again

May - hopefully back soon

Moniz - Wakefield - regularly amateurish disposal 

 

Fairly accurate assessment.

I would say that Bowey played one of his better games for the year.

Langdon was a bright light as well.

Viney didn't look very enthusiastic and your right Kozzie look like he had checked out just like his two games prior. Not good at all.

Anb struggled as did a few others.

Chandler is way overated.

Petty as a fwd averages one goal in just over three games.

In what other team would he stay in that role week after week with that low scoring?

 

 

 

 

Dogs are flying

Many playing injured 

Viney, Oliver slow

Torched in clearance 

Several not ready 

Sparrow not humbled 

TMac rightfully furious 

Didn't stop trying

Prepare for 25

5 hours ago, joeboy said:

Ok so you’re at it again taking pot shots at me.

Let’s see your 3 word responses and show how many positives YOU can come up with.

On reflection, and upon watching a replay the only ‘knee jerk reaction’ ( your words ) I regret were for Langdon who was ‘actually steady throughout’

Maybe you should watch the replay before your comments then.Often presents quite a different picture from the actual game live. Things the camera don't  miss. QED


7 minutes ago, Bobby McKenzie said:

Maybe you should watch the replay before your comments then.Often presents quite a different picture from the actual game live. Things the camera don't  miss. QED

Um his 3 word comments are visceral and instinctive.

Watching the replay may sometimes give a more accurate response but as most of accept this is not the point of the thread.

In any event Joeboy does quite a good job.

It's not an easy thread to complete.

edited with scores 

Gawn - busted his guts 9/10 

Viney - had no impact 4/10

Rivers - played with heart 8/10

Sparrow - was trying alot 4/10 

Bowey - has lost momentum 2/10

Langdon - tried all night  8/10

Fritsch - some limited moments 4/10 

Van Rooyen - was rarely involved 2/10

Neal Bullen - season worst game 3/10

Tholstrup - out of depth 4/10

Chandler - small man syndrome 2/10

McDonald- frustrated and frustrating 3/10

Pickett - has tuned out 3/10

Oliver - was embarrassingly incompetent 4/10

Lever - showed no leadership 2/10

Howes - not a backman 3/10

Woewodin - little to commend 2/10

Turner- little to admire 3/5

Melksham - age has wearied 2/10

McVee - rarely found space 6/10

Petty - was uninvolved again 3/10

May - hopefully back soon 4/5

Moniz - Wakefield - regularly amateurish disposal 3/10

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28 minutes ago, Bobby McKenzie said:

Maybe you should watch the replay before your comments then.Often presents quite a different picture from the actual game live. Things the camera don't  miss. QED

You still haven’t bothered responding to my request 

2 hours ago, leave it to deever said:

Um his 3 word comments are visceral and instinctive.

Watching the replay may sometimes give a more accurate response but as most of accept this is not the point of the thread.

In any event Joeboy does quite a good job.

It's not an easy thread to complete.

What is the point of this thread so @joeboy can vent his spleen (topical) after a loss. The number of replies to this thread now, ever diminishing know what they are going to read so don't even look at it.

Three words - Poor Team Performance.


1 hour ago, joeboy said:

You still haven’t bothered responding to my request 

Joe, I wouldn't try to upstage the oracle. QED to me is not the Latin  "Quod erat Demonstrated"  but, QUITE ENOUGH DONE. Enjoy the rest of the week end.

 

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This is the first thread that i read after a game.Often brutal but generally both fair and accurate .Remarkable effort to post    a 3 word summary on every player so soon after games  final whistle .

31 minutes ago, Satyriconhome said:

What is the point of this thread so @joeboy can vent his spleen (topical) after a loss. The number of replies to this thread now, ever diminishing know what they are going to read so don't even look at it.

Three words - Poor Team Performance.

Um ...here we are.

 
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16 hours ago, Satyriconhome said:

What is the point of this thread so @joeboy can vent his spleen (topical) after a loss. The number of replies to this thread now, ever diminishing know what they are going to read so don't even look at it.

Three words - Poor Team Performance.

It has spoken🙄

2 hours ago, joeboy said:

It has spoken🙄

Funny thing Joeboy this is also the first thread that I go to after a game win lose or draw, so keep it coming mate.


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