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McQualter has a lot to answer for. Our midfield positioning is a joke. 

 

Can somebody please explain how Woewodin gets a game, he’s unfortunately not good enough 

 

Your team might be winning but you’re getting smacked by a bloke on 1 leg English. 


Maxy is as brave as a lion. love that man

 

1 minute ago, Jaded No More said:

McQualter has a lot to answer for. Our midfield positioning is a joke. 

He looked shell shocked at quarter time. Bright red face.

 

Lovely Kossie. We are going OK.


We've lifted in intensity.

Your team might be winning but you’re getting smacked by a bloke on 1 leg English. 


1 minute ago, Jaded No More said:

McQualter has a lot to answer for. Our midfield positioning is a joke. 

Not sure it's on McQualter, they're experienced players.

2 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

McQualter has a lot to answer for. Our midfield positioning is a joke. 

He’s a double agent.

dogs player just dropped the ball in the tackle

1 minute ago, Jaded No More said:

English is what you get when you order Gawn off Temu. 

Jaded, that has just become my quote of the year. Absolute gold. And so, so true.


If we started winning centre clearances we would get on top. The game is being won there.

 

Geez TMAC is playing a blinder through pure the footy coming at him every 30 seconds.

JVR is also busting his guts tonight 

1 minute ago, BDA said:

dogs player just dropped the ball in the tackle

All they have to do is stare at the umpire and they’re awarded a free. 

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