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Anything better than the bombers annual choke?!

Bombers kick two goals after 8 in a row from the Crows....

JB....

"Crowd getting Involved, Bombers turning this around"

 

Please crows… DON’T CONCEDE ANOTHER GOAL BEFORE HALFTIME!

edit: they heard me! 😄

Edited by WalkingCivilWar

The Bombers kick 2 goals and the commentators almost soil their trousers. Give me a break!


When it’s this tight , it’s so good when the teams around us lose.

2 minutes ago, Demon Dynasty said:

Bombers kick two goals after 8 in a row from the Crows....

JB....

"Crowd getting Involved, Bombers turning this around"

At least that was AFTER the two Essendon goals. Before the two goals BT said “The Bombers can turn this around, they’re a fast-scoring side.”

 
8 minutes ago, DubDee said:

Anything better than the bombers annual choke?!

I would possibly have the bombers dead last without a win in front but will happily take them choking. 

16 minutes ago, Mel Bourne said:

Loved our game last weekend but this Essendon team is not a “scalp”. 

Yeah, you wouldn't mount that head on your wall. But still, think of it as we passed a hurdle requirement.

Essendon routinely beat the weaker teams.

Essendon routinely lose to the serious teams.

 

Plus, looking at Essendon's fixture to come, they very realistically could drop out of the 8, so the win over them could be particularly valuable to make sure of that and we also get the credit for breaking their spirit.


17 minutes ago, Maldonboy38 said:

The Bombers kick 2 goals and the commentators almost soil their trousers. Give me a break!

They’re just joining in the bombre [censored] the bed fest. I’m going to watch that 2nd qtr again. 

AFL website:

JONES SETS THE TONE WITH SWIFT DOUBLE

I mean, it is kind of true - he set the tone in the sense that he's done nothing at all since then.

crows have dropped about 5 simple marks so far this quarter. very sloppy work


2 minutes ago, The heart beats true said:

I have no doubt the umpiring in the last 15 minutes of this game will be completely different to what we’ve seen so far.

Sorry, spoke too soon. It’s started already.

Come on Crows ffs

1 minute ago, The heart beats true said:

Sorry, spoke too soon. It’s started already.

How many of their goals every week come from frees paid in the goal square?! It makes me sick


🤮🤮🤮

Richo: “He drew the free, Nate Caddy. I mean, all the frees were there, weren’t they?”

I’m legit gonna vomit

1 minute ago, Bates Mate said:

3 goals 3 frees, go bombers. Last one would've been a goal anyway but gees caddy Lloyd like diving 

They played on and kicked it into the post, and the umpiring called it back and said no advantage.

Unlike last years grand final decision that cost Brisbane a flag. But you know. The umpiring has never been better.

 

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