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1 hour ago, sisso said:

Betting on the favourites is a sure way to end up bust too!

Well known stat 30% of favs win which means 70%lose

 
2 hours ago, Dee Zephyr said:

That syndrome thingy is hard to get rid off I see.

Sun is out, good day to support the boys.
 

Gotta keep positive.  Not even a stuffed up buses replacing trains timetable will keep me away from seeing the Aint’s get demonised this arvo.

And for all the mfcss people out there, spare a thought for similar minded Geelong supporters at the moment. I do 😉

1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

*What you mean ‘we’ kemo sabe?

Some of us are brimming with confidence. Delusional? Probably. But at the first bounce it’s a clean slate for both sides. Either side can win. Trust that we will win.
 

*Tonto to the Lone Ranger (Google it) 😃

I remember the film on Saturday afternoon B grade movie

the lone stranger was on a white horse and tonto wax on an Indian pinto with no saddle 

 
2 hours ago, Demonstone said:

They should move the match from the MCG to The Hyperbowl.

there are no good seats at the hyperbowl. Worst ground in the world 

2 hours ago, forever demons said:

Not posted for a few weeks due to Mods ban for a week for abuse ,dont know who I abused I didnt mean to so I am sorry if I caused harm to anyone.Want a big win today.Go dees

Whoa calm down mate! no need to yell!

😂


No wet or dewy football today

we will smash the Saints by 40+

and the comments on here will be- where has this been the last few weeks?

just enjoy it mother****ers!!

Does anyone have real evidence to back up the rumours that the group has been hit by Covid?

@Dannyz maybe?

1 hour ago, Left Foot Snap said:

Xanax anybody?

Funny! But just as a matter of interest, what part of my post isn’t a true statement of things at the moment?

 

The Melbourne of rounds 1-4 would easily account for a struggling St Kilda today.

However, with the Melbourne of rounds 5-10, I don’t see how any supporter or poster could go in today with any semblance of confidence.

1 minute ago, bobby1554 said:

Funny! But just as a matter of interest, what part of my post isn’t a true statement of things at the moment?

I thought your post was pretty spot on aside from the Windsor comment about looking for a new club in 2026.


predicted half time score. we will hold a commanding lead

3.7

to

1.8

3 hours ago, Demonstone said:

They should move the match from the MCG to The Hyperbowl.

This creates a picture!

And pretty good verbole.

1 hour ago, sisso said:

Yeah I know but at least if we’re not expected to win and we do you get double enjoyment!

Same enjoyment… honestly, a win is enjoyable whether I stand to gain money or not. But a loss is devastating, microscopically less so when I haven’t lost any money and have indeed gained money. If I backed us, and we lost to, say, 🤮Essendon 🤮 I’d be extra filthy about it. That’s just not worth the risk. 

A win is the only acceptable outcome today. 3 on the trot would be disastrous, especially considering our opposition.

2 hours ago, DeelightfulPlay said:

Not a single coffee or Red Bull?!  Hope you've rectified that by now, WCW!

Oh, make no mistake. I have well n truly rectified it, DP. I’m bouncing off the walls of the train right now. But it’s the Sunbury line so nothing unusual.


48 minutes ago, bobby1554 said:

Funny! But just as a matter of interest, what part of my post isn’t a true statement of things at the moment?

As a whole its overly too negative.

Way too early to be telling Windsor to look around for a better team.

Hey y’all, we’ll be up the back of M3 prematch selling Big Freeze beanies. $25 each. The DA doesn’t make any money selling them, we just love the thought of moving as many as possible. They’ll also be available prematch on the day of the KB match but things are bound to be hectic that day so best you grab one today!!!

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Card is preferred; we can accept cash but no change can be given so exact money is compulsory if paying with cash. 

2 hours ago, bobby1554 said:

St Kilda by 10. As usual, we will be goals down at quarter time, then playing catch up for the rest of the game. Too many players either not up to it or out of form, or both. Sadly, Essendon, GWS, Fremantle have gone ahead of us. Sydney, Carlton, Collingwood, Brisbane were ahead of us anyway, and Port Adelaide too due to their massive home ground advantage. Like Geelong, I think our window has closed. Our midfield stinks at the moment, without Lever and reliant on TMac and Tomlinson our backline is shaky at best. Petty is non invested, JVR needs to kick goals, it is what he is in the team for. Thank god for Bayley, will probably end up with 50 plus for the year. Oliver not fit, Viney getting to that stage where the decline starts, Tracc can’t be everywhere. Windsor a positive, probably needs to consider his options come 2026. Would be an absolute gun in a top team. McVee is class. Not much else really.

FFS 

Triple m reporting gawn is currently out on the ground doing a fitness test on what they say looks like a calf.

Ugh!


I can’t wait for Ben Brown to be our ruckman today 🫠😭

Just now, Jaded No More said:

I can’t wait for Ben Brown to be our ruckman today 🫠😭

He would start his run up for the centre bounce from the goal square!

 
46 minutes ago, Left Foot Snap said:

As a whole its overly too negative.

Way too early to be telling Windsor to look around for a better team.

Well I suppose reality isn't always roses

6 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

I can’t wait for Ben Brown to be our ruckman today 🫠😭

BBB’s with Casey right now.

No sign of Howes there though 


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