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  On 19/05/2024 at 04:08, leave it to deever said:

I enjoy your hatred of Essendon and am pleased it extends to their supporters.

Then you’ll be thrilled to know it even extends to their supporters’ distant relatives, neighbours, pets, work colleagues… somebody slap me. 

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    north's backline make-up is interesting that combden is clearly going to be the #1 key defender going forward, corr has had a nice bit of kanga superannuation in his final years as an afl player, and luke mcdonald is a battler

    currently they're playing their future midfield - sheezel and wardlaw, plus mckercher when he's fit - down there

    how that helps develop their backline i do not know

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      On 19/05/2024 at 04:10, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Then you’ll be thrilled to know it even extends to their supporters’ distant relatives, neighbours, pets, work colleagues… somebody slap me. 

    So demeaning.

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      On 19/05/2024 at 04:10, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Then you’ll be thrilled to know it even extends to their supporters’ distant relatives, neighbours, pets, work colleagues… somebody slap me. 

    No need for slapping, that’s healthy

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      On 19/05/2024 at 04:31, In Harmes Way said:

    No need for slapping, that’s healthy

    The slapping might be in order if I’m a masochist and I must be a masochist to be willingly watching this nauseating team. 

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    Great goal LDU 👏 

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    Essendon being second on the ladder only highlights the absurdity of the draw.

    I just counted 8 teams I’d currently pick to beat them if they played next week.

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      On 19/05/2024 at 05:10, The heart beats true said:

    Essendon being second on the ladder only highlights the absurdity of the draw.

    I just counted 8 teams I’d currently pick to beat them if they played next week.

    It’s alright. Their world will crumble before September 

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    aaaaaand… off with the [censored] TV

    🤬🤬🤬

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    Expecting North to do you a favour these days is like expecting to unwrap a Chupa Chups on the first go.

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      On 19/05/2024 at 05:16, Dee Zephyr said:

    Expecting North to do you a favour these days is like expecting to unwrap a Chupa Chups on the first go.

    Yep you need a science degree to open one of those mofos in under an hour and with just your bare hands 

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      On 19/05/2024 at 05:18, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Yep you need a science degree to open one of those mofos in under an hour and with just your bare hands 

    So there's a physicist, a chemist and an economist stranded on an island with nothing but a carton of chupa-chups to eat and no way to open them...

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    Good news.

    If Nathan Williamson is umpiring in Melbourne right now, he can’t be in Perth for our game later.

    That guy hates us.

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      On 19/05/2024 at 05:16, Dee Zephyr said:

    Expecting North to do you a favour these days is like expecting to unwrap a Chupa Chups on the first go.

    Or opening any product with instructions to 'peel here to open'.

    A cosmic joke.

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    Caught up on the Pies and Crows mini. Wow, it's really could only happen that way, some teams just get a brilliant rub 

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    Dont mind the look of Hawthorn and there style of game.

    Edited by Jibroni

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    Another upset brewing?

    Let's hope if it is, it's the last one😄

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    It does help when you get this many frees in a quarter though.

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      On 19/05/2024 at 05:24, Little Goffy said:

    So there's a physicist, a chemist and an economist stranded on an island with nothing but a carton of chupa-chups to eat and no way to open them...

    …. they’ve two choices: starve to death, or resort to cannibalism. 

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    Why do we see some games have a total of twenty free v forty frees?

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    Ohhhh.... Bombers 2nd, Dees go 3rd assuming we beat WCE.

    Please someone ring the bell, I wanna play Ess in the first final!

    Yes please!

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    Just quietly, I think Luke Davies-Uniacke is going to be a terrific part of our 2026-2028 three-peat.

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