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Every ruck contest involving Cox is an absolute ugly disgrace. Why aren’t the umpires playing free kicks? 

 

22 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

Dam you Brisbane.  Find something 

Fagan senile.. like half of his players, inept!! has Hipwood had a touch??? My 3 year old grandson goes harder than him!

1 minute ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Yes but BT poses the important questions, such as: have two opposing #46s ever gone up in the ruck?

Answer: who gives a [censored]

He's so philosophical. 

 
10 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

Maynard will be booed by Melbourne fans for the rest of his career. We still boo Zorko! 

I will spend the rest of my existence holding pure unadulterated hate for that subhuman, and somehow I don’t think I’m alone. 
I dream of booing him off in round 24 after we smash the Pies and knock them out of finals contention. 

You are definitely not alone. I can’t even look at his ugly mug without feeling disgust. I’m hoping the karma bus hits him big time and sometime soon.

4 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Yes but BT poses the important questions, such as: have two opposing #46s ever gone up in the ruck?

Answer: who gives a [censored]

The answer was obvious, as Blitz is also 46


Ugh Hodge just dropped the L-bomb… laconic 🙄 someone needs to get the commentators a dictionary 

Fagan to old to coach inept

26 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

Dam you Brisbane.  Find something 

Fagan senile.. like half of his players, inept!! has Hipwood had a touch??? My 3 year old grandson goes harder than him!

How was that HTB (resulting in another Collingwood goal) - he had half a nanosecond before tackled.

Any doubt that the AFL have rigged this one dispelled now, surely.

Collingwood have been living off scraps for 2 quarters but are now outworking the Bears. 


Everything came of for toothless tonight. 50 50s bounces, umpires the friggen lot

6 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Nah, AFL don't want 0/4

you conspiracy theorists crack me up 

did the AFL want 0/3?

did the AFL conspire to have the Lions miss 5 easy shots in the 2nd Q?

2 minutes ago, jane02 said:

You are definitely not alone. I can’t even look at his ugly mug without feeling disgust. I’m hoping the karma bus hits him big time and sometime soon.

Bus yes, karma meh

14 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

Maynard will be booed by Melbourne fans for the rest of his career. We still boo Zorko

I will spend the rest of my existence holding pure unadulterated hate for that subhuman, and somehow I don’t think I’m alone. 
I dream of booing him off in round 24 after we smash the Pies and knock them out of finals contention. 

I detest Zorko… except when they play Collingwood. I heard myself say “come on Zorks!” just before and now I’m questioning my entire life. 


First kicking in danger for the season, I think, to Collingwood in their forward line of course.

19 minutes ago, DubDee said:

Lions will win this

and i will quote myself when they do coz i’m an arrogant fool

It's not looking good for you Dub

 

Fagan has to go after this

51 inside 50s to 39


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