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That's 2 Collingwood wins in a row where I've turned off the TV right before the final siren so I don't have to see their smug faces or hear that god awful song.

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Week 4 of opposition supporters audibly booing Maynard on TV. Any comment AFL?

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Dog act from Pendlebury. Dangerous hit off the ball more than 5 metres away. Pendlebury hit Neale with full force with the ball of his hand to his solar plexus. Pendlebury said it was retaliation in t

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22 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

Dam you Brisbane.  Find something 

Fagan senile.. like half of his players, inept!! has Hipwood had a touch??? My 3 year old grandson goes harder than him!

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10 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

Maynard will be booed by Melbourne fans for the rest of his career. We still boo Zorko! 

I will spend the rest of my existence holding pure unadulterated hate for that subhuman, and somehow I don’t think I’m alone. 
I dream of booing him off in round 24 after we smash the Pies and knock them out of finals contention. 

You are definitely not alone. I can’t even look at his ugly mug without feeling disgust. I’m hoping the karma bus hits him big time and sometime soon.

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4 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Yes but BT poses the important questions, such as: have two opposing #46s ever gone up in the ruck?

Answer: who gives a [censored]

The answer was obvious, as Blitz is also 46

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Ugh Hodge just dropped the L-bomb… laconic 🙄 someone needs to get the commentators a dictionary 

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Fagan to old to coach inept

26 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

Dam you Brisbane.  Find something 

Fagan senile.. like half of his players, inept!! has Hipwood had a touch??? My 3 year old grandson goes harder than him!

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How was that HTB (resulting in another Collingwood goal) - he had half a nanosecond before tackled.

Any doubt that the AFL have rigged this one dispelled now, surely.

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6 minutes ago, Moonshadow said:

Nah, AFL don't want 0/4

you conspiracy theorists crack me up 

did the AFL want 0/3?

did the AFL conspire to have the Lions miss 5 easy shots in the 2nd Q?

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14 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

Maynard will be booed by Melbourne fans for the rest of his career. We still boo Zorko! 

I will spend the rest of my existence holding pure unadulterated hate for that subhuman, and somehow I don’t think I’m alone. 
I dream of booing him off in round 24 after we smash the Pies and knock them out of finals contention. 

I detest Zorko… except when they play Collingwood. I heard myself say “come on Zorks!” just before and now I’m questioning my entire life. 

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First kicking in danger for the season, I think, to Collingwood in their forward line of course.

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