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1 hour ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Hashtag etymology 😉

This has nothing to do with hashhish, okay, never mind the ologies...

 
1 hour ago, Neil Crompton said:

Haha - The name puttanesca is derived from the Italian word for “prostitute,” puttana. The dish was originally created as a quick and easy meal for the working women of Naples,

Puttanesca is uniquitous: as common as olive oil and popeye

 
2 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Slippery slope right there, FD. 😉

 

At least they didn’t say, “millenia” 😳


1 minute ago, Neil Crompton said:

so are prostitutes

I am sticking to culinary matters, sir. I am that way inclined.

6 minutes ago, Monbon said:

I am sticking to culinary matters, sir. I am that way inclined.

Slippery slopes being sled 

QD comes on to 'Land to grab the news on the Magoos today and is wondering if his computer has been hacked.

 
40 minutes ago, Tolstoys Nudge said:

Slippery slopes being sled 

Rudoph the red nose reindeer was also sled.

Obviously just here to confirm Oliver got through and was as good as he should be at this level.

i do have one question…

How does a team ‘push’ another team by being three goals ahead of them?! 
 

You were pushed past, you fell over, you were pulled apart, whatever. But you weren’t ‘pushed’…

Yes I care about things that are irrelevant


1 hour ago, Monbon said:

I am sticking to culinary matters, sir. I am that way inclined.

A foot fetishism?

Sorry, I meant food.

  • Whispering_Jack changed the title to CASEY DEMONS: Practice Match vs Carlton
  • Demonland changed the title to CASEY: Practice Match vs Carlton

Jed Adams is the one. If we're determined to stick with the three defensive tall set up, Adams will need to play ahead of Tomlinson and TMac IMO. I'm glad to hear Adams played well @Hawk the Demon.

@Slartibartfast, do you have any more info on the hit out? 

Thanks.

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1 hour ago, Binmans PA said:

Jed Adams is the one. If we're determined to stick with the three defensive tall set up, Adams will need to play ahead of Tomlinson and TMac IMO. I'm glad to hear Adams played well @Hawk the Demon.

@Slartibartfast, do you have any more info on the hit out? 

Thanks.

Sorry BPA, that’s all I got. 


On 28/02/2024 at 12:53, DistrACTION Jackson said:

His first season he definitely did. Since then I would say no.

Are you sure about that? Didn't he have a top game in in his first appearance? 

31 minutes ago, Pinball Wizard said:

So this is where things stood as at Wednesday evening:-

MELBOURNE vs CARLTON

Jack Billings, Jake Bowey, Kynan Brown, Kade Chandler, Bayley Fritsch, Max Gawn, Blake Howes, Ed Langdon, Bailey Laurie, Jake Lever, Judd McVee, Steven May, Alex Neal-Bullen, Christian Petracca, Kysaiah Pickett, Trent Rivers, Christian Salem, Josh Schache, Tom Sparrow, Koltyn Tholstrup, Adam Tomlinson, Jacob van Rooyen, Will Verrell, Jack Viney, Caleb Windsor.

CASEY DEMONS vs CARLTON VFL

Jed Adams, Kyah Farris-White, Tom Fullarton, Marty Hore, Matthew Jefferson, Tom McDonald, Andy Moniz-Wakefield, Clayton Oliver, Oliver Sestan, Koltyn Tholstrup*, Will Verrell*, Taj Woewodin.

INJURED/SUSPENDED

Ben Brown, Lachie Hunter, Shane McAdam, Jake Melksham, Harrison Petty, Kysaiah Pickett**, Joel Smith, Charlie Spargo, Daniel Turner.

RETIRED 

 Angus Brayshaw.

* played in both VFL & AFL practice matches 

** played in the AFL practice match but unavailable for Round Zero 

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