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17 minutes ago, layzie said:

I'm in the dog house myself after refraining from watching it for 2 quarters then pulling a sneak peak and then proceeding to yell and scream at the TV for the duration.

I cannot wait for this season to end.

👆 This

 

I was still hoping Greene would mark the ball near the siren and kick it and ein it for them.

That point he missed, he just needed to kick it a bit higher or centre it.

Also I think Bedford has now realised what a prelim final is all about.

 

I really wish Mason Cox would get his comeuppance for a change after kicking a goal and sticking it to his opponent.

Forget the fact it's Collingwood, this team alone is extremely hard to like and they never seem to get put in their place, never.

 
1 minute ago, Gawndy the Great said:

To lose by 1 point in the most hostile environment imaginable is an amazing feat. Kudos to GWS.

Lions are vulnerable wthkut Payne down back. Tomorrow night we will see what McKay and Curnow will do to them.

Jeez the umpires are going to be screwed

do they call all collingwoods goals points after ARC reviews show them as goals? Or let Collingwood rip the heads of Carlton players and call HTB

What an epic conundrum for the afls centralised results gambling and planning department Erk sorry I can’t rub that out I meant totally 100% integrity department 


40 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

Stupid me was successful in getting a gf ticket in the mcc ballot. 

Instead of seeing Melbourne I now have to see them. Ugh

You don’t have to see it mate 

2 options

- don’t go

- pluck your eyes out

39 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

I suppose Maynard knocking Cox out in friendly fire and the Pies losing by a point next week would be karma 

Maynard and Cox clashing heads at training Thursday with concussion?

39 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Nick Daicos jumper punch won’t even be mentioned.

Even though it was firmer than KiZies. 

37 minutes ago, nedleg said:

You can sign it over to another member. I did that in ‘18. 

✔️

32 minutes ago, Lexinator said:

De Goey and umpiring the difference. Great effort GWS, we should take a page or two out of their textbook for next year, GWS deserved to win. 

Could we take one (or a few) of their players instead. #23 for starters.  

2 minutes ago, layzie said:

I really wish Mason Cox would get his comeuppance for a change after kicking a goal and sticking it to his opponent.

Forget the fact it's Collingwood, this team alone is extremely hard to like and they never seem to get put in their place, never.

100% this

i simply can’t comprehend it

I like Pendlebury - fave oppo player. Admire Moore even though he’s clearly dealing meth or wants to be Pennywise. Steele Frontbum is a legend too. I even like Shooter McGinnivan

 

but why clubs let thug sorry victim Maynard and Cox go Scott free is beyond me 

 

next year every club should have a player who spend the whole game needling these guys. Provoking. Pinching Etc 

5 minutes ago, Superunknown said:

I’m watching the de Ronde vlan Vlanderan replay to take the edge off and it’s helping  . Cycling (and golf) seem better. My first road race in 13 years on Sunday and I am gonna burn some matches in anger 

I saw a bunch of middle aged men in lycra riding their bikes this morning. Makes me cringe every single time, especially when they take up half the lane and I am stuck behind them. Please cover up gents, I really don't want to see your bits 🤣

 
16 minutes ago, MoeSyzlak said:

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Yeah only because the luùrve child necked Darth Vader ANOTHER DISGRACE 🤮

Just now, Spit Demon said:

I saw a bunch of middle aged men in lycra riding their bikes this morning. Makes me cringe every single time, especially when they take up half the lane and I am stuck behind them. Please cover up gents, I really don't want to see your bits 🤣

Righto karen


14 minutes ago, Spit Demon said:

Notice how not one (none that I noticed anyway, and if there were, apologies in advance) of the fake media were calling for Maynard to be rubbed out, all seemed to be supporting him when usually in a situation like that you see arguments for both sides... It's almost like the whole thing is run by a secret society, and if you speak out against their narrative there will be hell to pay... 

Leigh Mathews was one of the only ones. Lauded as the most impartial figure in footy. Even though he was a thug in his playing days lol. He didn't go out of his way to press the issue though.

Stated his opinion and then disappeared into the background, while the motor mouth hot takers went about their business promoting Maynards cause.

He's not going to die on a hill for a Melbourne player. If it happened to one of the Lions mids though...

Edited by John Demonic

2 hours ago, Jibroni said:

Has been great, happy for him.

If we had given him more senior games he would have stayed 😢

6 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

I was still hoping Greene would mark the ball near the siren and kick it and ein it for them.

That point he missed, he just needed to kick it a bit higher or centre it.

Also I think Bedford has now realised what a prelim final is all about.

 

Bedford’s been a bit overrated this year if you ask me. Kicked 12.17 for the year and missed a crucial goal early in the 3rd qtr tonight which would’ve given GWS some much needed confidence and ascendancy.

Just now, John Demonic said:

Leigh Mathews was one of the only ones. Lauded as the most impartial figure in footy. Even though he was a thug in his playing days lol. He didn't go out of his way to press the issue though.

Matthews Malthouse whateley all did 

and brereton 

whateley changed his tune once the afl diktat was issued 

Brisbane will win tomorrow night right? 

I mean they have a pretty handy forward line and could stretch the pies backline.

Why does cox have to go at the opposition like that. Just be happy to kick the goal. 

How filthy do you reckon Gus would be tonight?


Oh yeah of course, spare a thought for Braydon Maynard. It's hard when you cave in a guy's face with a flying shoulder charge.

Edited by layzie

1 minute ago, spirit of norm smith said:

Play on ?!?!?! FFS 

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Jesus that is Tobys fault!!! He ducked into the path of daicos hand! Suspend him for 10 weeks

 

i hate the afl

Just now, Spit Demon said:

Perhaps I was wrong... Nah!

Yeah you are

just every motorist trope everyone has heard before it’s boring and totally unecessary given what I said 

jog on Karen 


Lets just hope Brisbane get through tomorrow. 

I'm more confident in them knocking off the pies.

Just a shame the big big sound is no longer.

5 minutes ago, John Demonic said:

Leigh Mathews was one of the only ones. Lauded as the most impartial figure in footy. Even though he was a thug in his playing days lol. He didn't go out of his way to press the issue though. Stated his opinion and then disappeared into the background, while the motor mouth hot takers went about their business promoting Maynards cause.

He's not going to die on a hill for a Melbourne player. If it happened to one of the Lions mids though...

If it happened to one of his Lions mids the rest of the team would have bashed Maynard there and then. Apart form Viney, our boys didn't really do much...

I dunno, even if Brisbane got through it'd gonna be hard. Don't want to watch it and get let down again, the stress bank account has taken a hit lately.

 
7 minutes ago, layzie said:

Oh yeah of course, spare a thought for Braydon Maynard. It's hard when you cave in a guy's face with a flying shoulder charge.

It was a tough week for Brayden

So which former pies player do you reckon they'll get to handover the cup? 

The irony is McStay will most likely miss the big one against his former club


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