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The Villains

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I thought this thread was going to be about Aston Villa 😂

 
11 hours ago, Superunknown said:

17 clubs. We don’t have one. 
 

Edit - Jesus what was I thinking. Angus brayshaw. That thug living a thug life is a stone cold killah who disguises his sniper hits on oppo players with footy acts like kicking only to try and head butt defenceless players (airborne frisbees ) in their shoulders. What a pr1ck!

The name I get consistently from other supporters is Fritsch and they then mention something about his hair.

 
11 hours ago, Superunknown said:

Jesus he’s not a villain he’s just good

otherwise it’s a list of oppo players who are so good I hate them but secretly love them and wish they played for us 

Other clubs supporters hate him because they think he's a flopper, chucks the ball, they hate his face and think he's arrogant.

Not me I love him 💕

A few off the top of my head

Port - Powell-Pepper

Dogs - does Toby McLean still play? If so, him.

Freo - Schultz, the bar fridge

Sydney - Papley

Lions - Zorko

Hawks - Sicily

Dopers - Stringer


Maynard aside there are few payers in the league that I dislike these days.

As for supporters, that could end up a 20 page thread.

The Umps watch Ginnivan because he has a habit of ducking the head. So why are the Umps not watching The Coxs The Maynards Zorkos etc. If Melbourne get to the GF and Play Collingwood will they just stand back and let what happens happen. 

14 hours ago, Jaded No More said:

He’s still an oily man baby when he plays and I still hate him and his club 😂

Well of course, that goes without saying! 😂😆

 

I think it is the stars of other teams that people tend to hate. My list:

Cripps - dog that gets off any suspension.

Daicos bros - cocky [censored] that I want to punch their smug faces off.

Fyfe - the day I saw him kick a goal at the g, fall to the ground then start doing push ups was the day I decided he is a [censored].

Zorko - has little man syndrome.

Danniher - has done nothing but thinks he's the greatest of all time.

Buddy - have it from great authority he doesn't have the time of day for us plebs and was a massive drug users and womaniser during his Hawthorn days.

That's it...... For now.

 

3 minutes ago, AzzKikA said:

I think it is the stars of other teams that people tend to hate. My list:

Cripps - dog that gets off any suspension.

Daicos bros - cocky [censored] that I want to punch their smug faces off.

Fyfe - the day I saw him kick a goal at the g, fall to the ground then start doing push ups was the day I decided he is a [censored].

Zorko - has little man syndrome.

Danniher - has done nothing but thinks he's the greatest of all time.

Buddy - have it from great authority he doesn't have the time of day for us plebs and was a massive drug users and womaniser during his Hawthorn days.

That's it...... For now.

 

Buddy too good for the peasants.


AZZKIKA.

Daniher has done nothing  ?

Daniher is fifth in the Coleman Medal. 

You think Fagan will swap him for Kossie ?

No chance unfortunately.

1 hour ago, Deebauched said:

AZZKIKA.

Daniher has done nothing  ?

Daniher is fifth in the Coleman Medal. 

You think Fagan will swap him for Kossie ?

No chance unfortunately.

But how many has he cost with his brain farts or good selfish attitude?

No Fages wouldn't buy that still didn't mean I like him lol

19 hours ago, ElDiablo14 said:

Cripps anti-hero more than a villain. He did not deserve the Brownlow.

T Greene from GWS.

Tex Walker Adelaide.

 

Ive avoided all AFL related stuff since the Maynard scandal. But now back this thread and this post above caight my eye.

And steady on ElD. I relying on Toby to take out Maynard in their prelim in 2 weeks. 

And my Comment on the case, when i was confident of a conviction.  It just reinforces the concept of the most money and the better legal team usually win. AFL case missed all the key aspects. Deliberate? Who knows.

A useless player panel tribunal also helps.

7 hours ago, AzzKikA said:

Buddy - have it from great authority he doesn't have the time of day for us plebs and was a massive drug users and womaniser during his Hawthorn days.

100 not out

9 minutes ago, Dr. Gonzo said:

100 not out

Excuse Me What GIF by Bounce


23 hours ago, Jaded No More said:

I’ve really grown to like Toby Greene. He’s grown up and quite frankly he’s a superstar. If he played for a team someone cared about he’d be winning Brownlows.
Dane Zorko for mine. I hate him with the fire of a thousand suns.
I won’t name all the Pies players I despise because the list is very long. Moore and the Daicos boys are about the only 3 I don’t want to see suffer long miserable unsuccessful careers.

Based on what James Webb is revealing, that's not all that big :-)

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