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Yze_Magic Redleg

Yze_Magic   3

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0-6

Yes, 0-6.

The numbers don't look good, but the cattle is on the way back and the spirit is still there.The Dees are rejuvenated. We beat an in form Port team last week with half our side out. When Jones, Bate and Petters are your best 3 players on the ground, you have to be excited as a Demons supporter.

So this Sunday we meet the Western Bulldogs. A very ordinary mob indeed. Full of midgets,and soft as butter. Remember what happened when we met them late in the year last year? Yup, we murdered them. Expect much of the same this weekend

Bruce to destroy Brad Johnson (for the 55th time)

Neitz, Dunn and Sylvia to run rampant against the worst backline in the comp

Davey to continue his electrifying form that brother Alwyn is trying and failing to emulate.

Bate to continue to DOMINATE.

The result

Demons by 45

Neitz and Dunn to kick 5 each

Bate 31 disposals, 2 goals

Sylvia to do an almighty number on 5 different opponents, and walk away with 28 touches, 13 marks, 8 tackles and 4 goals.

Pickett to smash Adam Cooneys head into the ground a la Kane Cornes.

Then what will happen?

The Dees will be 1-6, then will travel to Perth and lose a close one to the Eagles.

1-7.

Then something will happen that only myself and a few other visionaries could see -

The Demons, so injury plagued and out of form, will start to come together. McLean will return. Whelan and Robertson will return. Bartram will follow.

Demons win 10 in a row, and move to 11-7. 4 games left and in top 4 calculations

Who would have thought.

Well hang on kids, cos this season has only just begun.

Finks Demon

Finks   19

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Petterd? You do look at the teams don't you Magic?

You might want to make a line item change to your Post or people won't take you seriously. :rolleyes:

Yze_Magic Redleg

Yze_Magic   3

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Spot on, Finks

I havent even looked at the team yet

timD Redleg

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Yze Magic you are serously deluded.

Every week it is the same.

Normally I just sip it, decide it just doesn't tase quite right and leave it alone.

Today I'm getting a bucket full and treating myself to a heapin' helpin'.

Bring on top four!

P.s, when you're done with the antipsychotics, you can just slip me a little, yeah?

Slartibartfast Trident

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Yze Magic you are serously deluded.

Every week it is the same.

Normally I just sip it, decide it just doesn't tase quite right and leave it alone.

Today I'm getting a bucket full and treating myself to a heapin' helpin'.

Bring on top four!

P.s, when you're done with the antipsychotics, you can just slip me a little, yeah?

Beautiful stuff YM and TimD.

Love your work!


Ash35 Mighty Demon

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Davey to continue his electrifying form that brother Alwyn is trying and failing to emulate.

Don't you mean Aaron is a try hard Alwyn. In fact, Alwyn is the greatest rising star in the AFL. If he was a year younger, he would be monty for the rising star award. He already has the Brownlow in the bag.

Aaron wishes he could be as good as his younger brother. Brock McLean wishes he was Alwyn Davey.

Aaron should give the game away cos his career is destined to be compared to Alwyns, but of course he will never be as good.

occo Mighty Demon

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I feel this week is the best chance we have had in our losses. We have few people out of the squad now. Need to shutdown their run...i do not want to see a doggies player running on his own on the wing. If that happens we will get absolutly mutilated. Shut down their game. 1 on 1 stuff is required. I would like one player from melb risk his game and play last line of attack and keep lindsay gilbee back there. We must look for a target...im looking at moloney...dont bomb look, search for a teammate. Over and out

QueenC Redleg

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i bloody well hope your right YM

We hope that every week in these threads ;) :D !!!

Goodvibes Redleg

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You might want to make a line item change to your Post or people won't take you seriously. :rolleyes:

That's one of the the finest examples of sarcasm I've seen on this site for awhile. Cheers Finks.

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