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2 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

Mason Cox is insufferable 

I just switched over and my first visceral reaction was how much I dislike this individual.

 
Just now, buck_nekkid said:

I just switched over and my first visceral reaction was how much I dislike this individual.

I reckon he’d be a good bloke OFF the field.

OFF being the operative word.


I wonder if BT’s done mentioning Pendles’ record-breaking possession tally. I mean, it’s happened, it’s been acknowledged, surely that’s that. Right?

 
Just now, WalkingCivilWar said:

I wonder if BT’s done mentioning Pendles’ record-breaking possession tally. I mean, it’s happened, it’s been acknowledged, surely that’s that. Right?

It’s a pretty phenomenal achievement. 
He is one of only two Pies players who I really like. 

1 minute ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I wonder if BT’s done mentioning Pendles’ record-breaking possession tally. I mean, it’s happened, it’s been acknowledged, surely that’s that. Right?

Well I mean every possession he gets now will be record breaking, so maybe he'll never shut up.


Do they have to show old man Daicos every [censored] time?

Paging the Demon Army @WalkingCivilWar

Collingwood want to go from a point as quick as possible (usually from the ball bag behind the goals). If the ball comes into the cheer squad from a Demons point punch/throw it as far back onto the ground as possible.

The umpire will stop the game to get the second ball off, and give us the crucial few seconds we need to structure up.

Also... I got away with saying 'ball bag'. Cop that Demonland filters.

1 minute ago, Clintosaurus said:

Do they have to show old man Daicos every [censored] time?

The poor fella couldn’t organise a corporate box tonight and appears to be sitting with the riff raff.


Good to see the Dogs have really worked on stopping teams from going out the front of centre bounces.

Hasn't cost them games before...

2 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

It’s a pretty phenomenal achievement. 
He is one of only two Pies players who I really like. 

Not taking it away from Pendles by any stretch. Just think were it anyone other than a Collingwood player, BT wouldn’t be so fixated with it.

Pendles is also one of only two Pies players I like. I don’t know who your other one is, but mine is Darcy Moore. He’s a great player, an awesome captain, he’s super friendly to us during pre-match warmups and his ANZAC Day speech was one of the best winning captain’s speeches ever. 

3 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Not taking it away from Pendles by any stretch. Just think were it anyone other than a Collingwood player, BT wouldn’t be so fixated with it.

Pendles is also one of only two Pies players I like. I don’t know who your other one is, but mine is Darcy Moore. He’s a great player, an awesome captain, he’s super friendly to us during pre-match warmups and his ANZAC Day speech was one of the best winning captain’s speeches ever. 

Darcy’s a legend, the rest of them can go and get fckued

4 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Not taking it away from Pendles by any stretch. Just think were it anyone other than a Collingwood player, BT wouldn’t be so fixated with it.

Pendles is also one of only two Pies players I like. I don’t know who your other one is, but mine is Darcy Moore. He’s a great player, an awesome captain, he’s super friendly to us during pre-match warmups and his ANZAC Day speech was one of the best winning captain’s speeches ever. 

Definitely Moore and Pendles


4 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Not taking it away from Pendles by any stretch. Just think were it anyone other than a Collingwood player, BT wouldn’t be so fixated with it.

Pendles is also one of only two Pies players I like. I don’t know who your other one is, but mine is Darcy Moore. He’s a great player, an awesome captain, he’s super friendly to us during pre-match warmups and his ANZAC Day speech was one of the best winning captain’s speeches ever. 

Don't like him - he reminds me of Stuart Broad too much

Looking forward to beating Collingwood in the Grand Final.

20 minutes ago, Chook said:

Well I mean every possession he gets now will be record breaking, so maybe he'll never shut up.

Love it.

Like a pendles netflix sci fi time loop series

 
1 minute ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

I would’ve picked DeGoey and Howe as your two favs.

I had my money on Cox and Ginnivan.


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