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NON-MFC: Rd 13 2023

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1 minute ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Welp the Test Match final’s as good as done with India going down without a fight, and there’s no way on Earth I’d voluntarily watch Essendon win. I might have to join @Jaded No More in watching cute dogs on TikTok. 

Have a spliff. 
 

It’s worked wonders here. 

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    1 minute ago, Demonland said:

    Another free in front of goal. Carlton player for the handball away. 

    That was a free kick everyday 

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    2 minutes ago, Demonland said:

    Just thinking about a Carlton mate of mine who lives OS and booked a ticket home for late September early in the year for the Grand Final. 

    My best friend is a Carlton members since birth. She’s due to give birth in September and was worried she’ll miss finals. Now she’s worried she’ll go into early labour watching the trash her team is serving each week. 

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    Expected scores currently is 72.5 to 61.6.  Interesting.

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    Both sides are pure bin dippers, not expecting much if Essendon makes finals.

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    9 minutes ago, Demonland said:

    Just thinking about a Carlton mate of mine who lives OS and booked a ticket home for late September early in the year for the Grand Final. 

     

    6 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

    My best friend is a Carlton members since birth. She’s due to give birth in September and was worried she’ll miss finals. Now she’s worried she’ll go into early labour watching the trash her team is serving each week. 

    Truly amazes me how many Carlton fans had lofty expectations of going deep into finals.

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    Just now, Gawndy the Great said:

    I hope the boys are watching this game - umps paying anything in the back. 

    Rule of the week 

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    2 minutes ago, layzie said:

     

    Truly amazes me how many Carlton fans had lofty expectations of going deep into finals.

    I had them too 4 and with that list they should be up and about

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    Straya 

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    Honestly how are Carlton this bad? They have enough good players to be better than this. 

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