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10 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

Is that Lever, Gawn and who is standing with his head down?

Ooooze 

 
1 minute ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Ooooze 

Would slot nicely on the half forward flank

17 minutes ago, picket fence said:

Who's the SUB??

Not announced yet but I’ll take a wild guess and say it’s Jordon.

 
2 minutes ago, Lord Travis said:

Not announced yet but I’ll take a wild guess and say it’s Jordon.

Harmes i reckon, Jordan not in emergencies

9 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Nibs practicing goal kicking…

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and nailing them!

Over the head from 10m out seems a strange practice routine.


2 hours ago, inanunda said:

Jordan dropped again?  Getting beyond the joke with this kid. I'd leave too if I was getting this sort of treatment.

 

He is one of the young fellas that NEVER should be dropped; it's clear to see that he is not totally out of the team but he has done his 'sub' apprenticeship a dozen times over. He really is a talent; coming onto the field at on-demand, unwarm-up haphazard moments , given a verbal briefing of a role to play (never the same, in terms of building attributes), with responsibilities to turn games on their head (particularly recently). He has talent, he shows talent and quietly, remains 'Mr Kool' going about the tasks at hand as allocated. He creates attacking space but as the young brother of his brethren - just coming onfield instead of at the start of the game - he is overlooked by teammates quite frequently. This young man is worthy of retention as well as legitimate game time across four quarters. 

5 hours ago, DubDee said:

i’m up in Shep for reasons that escape me

on my 3rd pot at the local establishment. quaddies have been put on and dumb footy bets are on. 

when’s the bounce???

are you [censored] yet

 
3 minutes ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

Random fun fact:

Joel Smith hasn’t kicked a goal since the 2018 prelim final.

Not much in the world has happened since…

If someone told you back then that the next time he kicks a goal (hopefully), would be after a global pandemic and a flag, you’d laugh and cry and laugh 


44 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

An excellent pre game routine fd !!

You should be in prime form by the first bounce.

This scotch is so weak about to have a pie and sauce no point during the game its hard to get pie spit off the tv

1 minute ago, Jaded No More said:

If someone told you back then that the next time he kicks a goal (hopefully), would be after a global pandemic and a flag, you’d laugh and cry and laugh 

Haha, so true.

I have tried to erase the memory of the 2018 prelim but if memory serves he kicked a goal in the goal square during junk time of the 18 prelim.

7 minutes ago, forever demons said:

are you [censored] yet

pretty drunk. but took a breather and had a feed. i’m ready to roll!!

1 minute ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

Haha, so true.

I have tried to erase the memory of the 2018 prelim but if memory serves he kicked a goal in the goal square during junk time of the 18 prelim.

Has he played in a winning side since that day/night.

1 hour ago, DistrACTION Jackson said:

He's definitely a bust as a top 3 pick, but if you can pick him up as a delisted free agent or for a late pick it would be a smart option for depth. Dunstan will probably be delisted after this season.

No no and no


35 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Nibs practicing goal kicking…

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and nailing them!

He only misses when they matter

7 minutes ago, YearOfTheDees said:

Has he played in a winning side since that day/night.

We’re 11-6 when Joel Smith plays, since the 2018 prelim.

8 minutes ago, DubDee said:

pretty drunk. but took a breather and had a feed. i’m ready to roll!!

Shep the town where the sun never sets

7 minutes ago, dees189227 said:

If you look at the screens at the ground it says harmes is the sub. But they've put the wrong name up before 

Harmes has to be the obvious sub.

BBB would never be sub  while you’d imagine we would’ve seen a mid week video of Woey if he were playing tonight.

Turner an outside chance.


3 minutes ago, forever demons said:

Shep the town where the sun never sets

that and the meth capital of australia 

when in Rome wha?

22 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

If someone told you back then that the next time he kicks a goal (hopefully), would be after a global pandemic and a flag, you’d laugh and cry and laugh 

Throw in there a national hero disgraced.

12 minutes ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

We’re 11-6 when Joel Smith plays, since the 2018 prelim.

I confess to being mildly shocked he'd played 17 games in that time. 

 

Blues have not beaten a top 8 side this year….and that’s not gonna change tonight!


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