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My 3 word player analysis V Hawthorn

joeboy
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Gawn - imposing all game

Petracca - best afield again

Oliver - dynamic but wasteful 

May - impassable all game

Rivers - mopped up impressively

Bowey - calm when challenged 

McVee - temperament belied experience 

Lever - excellent first half 

Hibberd - dynamic first half 

Chandler - was rarely sighted

Pickett - exciting in bursts 

Fritsch - rarely got involved 

Neil-Bullen -just a game 

Sparrow-some important touches

Viney - 4 consistent quarters 

Grundy - rarely imposed himselF

Hunter - take first options 

Brayshaw - strong and reliable 

Petty - excellent until injured 

Spargo - typical Spargo game 

Jordon - had some involvement 

van Rooyen - couldn’t get involved 

Langdon - better second half

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    Joeboy - on the ball

     

    Your three words for McVee were very well crafted.

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    1 hour ago, joeboy said:

    Gawn - imposing all game

    Petracca - best afield again

    Oliver - dynamic but wasteful 

    May - impassable all game

    Rivers - mopped up impressively

    Bowey - calm when challenged 

    McVee - temperament belied experience 

    Lever - excellent first half 

    Hibberd - dynamic first half 

    Chandler - was rarely sighted

    Pickett - exciting in bursts 

    Fritsch - rarely got involved 

    Neil-Bullen -just a game 

    Sparrow-some important touches

    Viney - 4 consistent quarters 

    Grundy - rarely imposed himselF

    Hunter - take first options 

    Brayshaw - strong and reliable 

    Petty - excellent until injured 

    Spargo - typical Spargo game 

    Jordon - had some involvement 

    van Rooyen - couldn’t get involved 

    Langers ?

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    8 minutes ago, loges said:

    Langers ?

    "Professional Finger Pointer"

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    joeboy as a body of work your 3 word player analysis at the core is pretty spot on. But the path to transcendence is not always whole or smooth. Just the ocassional ragged edge to tuck in.

    Neil-Bullen -just a game ?

    or

    Neil-Bullen - significant team contributor

    ( 6 tackles, equal team highest), (17 disposals at 76.5% efficiency), (including one goal scored).

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    47 minutes ago, Tarax Club said:

    joeboy as a body of work your 3 word player analysis at the core is pretty spot on. But the path to transcendence is not always whole or smooth. Just the ocassional ragged edge to tuck in.

    Neil-Bullen -just a game ?

    or

    Neil-Bullen - significant team contributor

    ( 6 tackles, equal team highest), (17 disposals at 76.5% efficiency), (including one goal scored).

    Tarax Club.   Agree re ANB - underrated as usual

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    Rating the top 3-6 players is an art... rating all 23 is a skill

    Respect to Joeboy for attempting it

    One of my must reads.. post game

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    Oliver wastefull??

    OLIVER ..MASTERFUL BALL USE!

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    16 hours ago, joeboy said:

    Gawn - imposing all game

    Petracca - best afield again

    Oliver - dynamic but wasteful 

    May - impassable all game

    Rivers - mopped up impressively

    Bowey - calm when challenged 

    McVee - temperament belied experience 

    Lever - excellent first half 

    Hibberd - dynamic first half 

    Chandler - was rarely sighted

    Pickett - exciting in bursts 

    Fritsch - rarely got involved 

    Neil-Bullen -just a game 

    Sparrow-some important touches

    Viney - 4 consistent quarters 

    Grundy - rarely imposed himselF

    Hunter - take first options 

    Brayshaw - strong and reliable 

    Petty - excellent until injured 

    Spargo - typical Spargo game 

    Jordon - had some involvement 

    van Rooyen - couldn’t get involved 

    Langdon - better second half

    JVR - did team things 

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    Oliver has set ridiculously high expectations. I thought his disposal was very good for the most part and I've noticed that he's been taking a lot intercept marks lately. 

    While Petracca and Viney were both excellent, I thought they were just as 'wasteful' as Oliver.

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    On 5/13/2023 at 9:53 PM, Tarax Club said:

    joeboy as a body of work your 3 word player analysis at the core is pretty spot on. But the path to transcendence is not always whole or smooth. Just the ocassional ragged edge to tuck in.

    Neil-Bullen -just a game ?

    or

    Neil-Bullen - significant team contributor

    ( 6 tackles, equal team highest), (17 disposals at 76.5% efficiency), (including one goal scored).

    Yep thought Nibbler was very good. 

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    Sparrow - Christian’s weekly scapegoat 

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    On 5/13/2023 at 10:51 PM, Queanbeyan Demon said:

    joeboy: enjoying magic mushrooms

    u cant say that QBD

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