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Left for an hour and a half to go do work come back expecting to either crucify the AFL or praise Houghton, instead I'm blue balled

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    1 minute ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

    How does that compare with other high loads @Demonland?

    QBD you are an IT guru - look it up with some search tool!

     

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    1 minute ago, Hawny for Gawny said:

    Left for an hour and a half to go do work come back expecting to either crucify the AFL or praise Houghton, instead I'm blue balled

    Still Hawny then?

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    1 minute ago, Hawny for Gawny said:

    Left for an hour and a half to go do work come back expecting to either crucify the AFL or praise Houghton, instead I'm blue balled

    you can't say that HG!

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    Just now, Anti-Saint said:

    QBD you are an IT guru - look it up with some search tool!

     

    Calling them a tool is a bit harsh!

    jk

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    Probably writing a epic judgement that the AFL can move forward on. 

    Rewriting the rules for them!

    Edited by DemonicFinalFantasy

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    1 minute ago, Demonland said:

    About the same as post match but that can also be anywhere between 500 and over 1000.

    Makes sense. 'Land is where I come immediately after the game.

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    the beaks are paid by the 5min increment so no wonder they are taking forever!

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    Just now, Queanbeyan Demon said:

    Will @joeboy be providing a three-word analysis of tonight's CF?

    Way too long 

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    11 minutes ago, chook fowler said:

    Does the concept of reasonable doubt apply? Taking so long surely means just that.

    I agree. I actually think this lengthy deliberation is a good sign. Perhaps they’re working out how to explain the overturning of his suspension while saving face. As well as avoiding the expected “please explain” from all and sundry 

    Edited by WalkingCivilWar

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    Just now, Demonland said:

    It used to be more than that but I reckon social media has taken away a chunk of people away from traditional website/forums. 

    I want informed, wise and insightful opinion - so 'Land it is.

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    Does anyone know who the Appeal Tribunal members are?

    FWIW, Will Houghton is an incredibly well respected KC.

    I also know Andrew Wood, AFL's Counsel. Great guy, but not (yet) at Will's level.

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    Just now, Demonland said:

    It used to be more than that but I reckon social media has taken away a chunk of people away from traditional website/forums. 

    Ironically i feel like I did that and now I'm coming back from the absolute cesspit that is facebook comments

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    1 minute ago, Winners at last said:

    Does anyone know who the Appeal Tribunal members are?

    FWIW, Will Houghton is an incredibly well respected KC.

    I also know Andrew Wood, AFL's Counsel. Great guy, but not (yet) at Will's level.

    Have you got his mobile? Inside word?

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    3 minutes ago, DemonicFinalFantasy said:

    Probably writing a epic judgement that the AFL can move forward on. 

    Probably trying to craft a Supreme Court challenge proof decision that saves face for AFL and tribunal.

    All we want to do is save Jacob. Get on with it.

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    1 minute ago, biggestred said:

    Ironically i feel like I did that and now I'm coming back from the absolute cesspit that is facebook comments

    The thing about social media is that for better or for worse it is a one stop shop for your footy team, your favourite band, fishing tips, cooking recipes etc. Hard to compete with that. 

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    3 minutes ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

    Will @joeboy be providing a three-word analysis of tonight's CF?

    JVR: hard done by

    Demonlanders: unfair AFL treatment

    MFC members: this is disgusting

    Tom McDonald: here I come

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