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1 minute ago, skort said:

Stop cheating !

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๐Ÿ˜‚ when can I โ€œguessโ€ where Cambodge is?ย 

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22 minutes ago, skort said:

This frivolous thread went sideways with emotions and stuff. Original guess as to what I was before I became Skort:ย 

A skirt and suit fashion ensemble, pronounced as a .portmanteau?

A small Namibian boat, pronounced something like โ€˜skoytโ€™ย [censored] Elon Musk.ย 

A deliberately bad transliteration of the word for crazy in Khmer: sh-goot?

A play on the words โ€˜skew-it?

Some or all of the above?

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Couldn't have been the first (though 'skuit'ย did become 'skort'...); the word 'fashion' gave it away.

@Sir Why You Littleis paying homage to the Warner Brothers Cartoons i grew up watching (and still watch today!) I decided to Knight myself a few years ago, when Tony Abbott was throwing them around Willy Nillyย 

Still cannot believe that Abbott was Actually The Australian Prime Minister for a period of time. Sends shivers down my spine!!

 
Just now, Sir Why You Little said:

@Sir Why You Littleis paying homage to the Warner Brothers Cartoons i grew up watching (and still watch today!) I decided to Knight myself a few years ago, when Tony Abbott was throwing them around Willy Nillyย 

Still cannot believe that Abbott was Actually The Australian Prime Minister for a period of time. Sends shivers down my spine!!

I think you're derailing this thread.ย 


59 minutes ago, Bang Bang Bang said:

I always read @goodwindeesย as Goodwin Dees up until about a week ago. Guessing itโ€™s a little play on words or nothing to do with Simon at all now.ย 

Reckon yours was a good get; you must have been quick(*)? Like the owner of the DEES21 numberplates.

(*Some time during the last quarter?)

4 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Neither of those, EO.

Lyrics from a band called Mercury Rev (their name belies their music; they produce the sweetest songs not unlike The Flaming Lips).ย Also because I have a problem with indecision and oftentimes feel like itโ€™s me fighting me, ย hence civil war. ๐Ÿ˜

Wow. Thereโ€™s a band I havenโ€™t thought of for a while. My old band toured with them back in 2001.ย 

5 minutes ago, skort said:

I think you're derailing this thread.ย 

โ€œTurn it off, the Radioโ€ฆโ€

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3 minutes ago, AmDamDemon said:

It was on rails?

Legit though skuit was pronounced skew-it?ย 

You ate pizza at my my house man.ย 

Mine because i was actually at the game at ย the Simon Eishold Goals end. Still not really over it โ€ฆ..,


9 minutes ago, Mel Bourne said:

Wow. Thereโ€™s a band I havenโ€™t thought of for a while. My old band toured with them back in 2001.ย 

The infinity of the internet delivers again: on a slow Sunday (though Iย amย just about to head off to my ownย very, veryย modest band practice...) I've just checked MR's 2001 very-much-worldย tour schedule. Impressive, Mel! And supports my earlier DL 'rich tapestry' observationย ๐Ÿ˜€

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9 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

@Sir Why You Littleis paying homage to the Warner Brothers Cartoons i grew up watching (and still watch today!) I decided to Knight myself a few years ago, when Tony Abbott was throwing them around Willy Nillyย 

Still cannot believe that Abbott was Actually The Australian Prime Minister for a period of time. Sends shivers down my spine!!

This is such a mind-bending post. Did you just third person yourself? And 'why you little' I think most people would assume is a Simpsons' reference. I have a five-hour layover in Thailand soon, I think we should meet and discuss (can you please distract 'you know who).ย 

25 minutes ago, Sir Why You Little said:

@Sir Why You Littleis paying homage to the Warner Brothers Cartoons i grew up watching (and still watch today!) I decided to Knight myself a few years ago, when Tony Abbott was throwing them around Willy Nillyย 

Still cannot believe that Abbott was Actually The Australian Prime Minister for a period of time. Sends shivers down my spine!!

I always assumed it was paying homage to Homer Simpson!

Season 4 GIF by The Simpsons

21 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

The infinity of the internet delivers again: on a slow Sunday (though Iย amย just about to head off to my ownย very, veryย modest band practice...) I've just checked MR's 2001 very-much-worldย tour schedule. Impressive, Mel! And supports my earlier DL 'rich tapestry' observationย ๐Ÿ˜€

We werenโ€™t on the whole tour! Just the Aus shows. They were an interesting bunch. Not exactly what youโ€™d call โ€œdown to earthโ€, but also not that difficult. Have got many a horror-story about touring with awful bands, but thankfully many more that have been great.ย 

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22 minutes ago, Timothy Reddan-A'Blew said:

Reckon yours was a good get; you must have been quick(*)? Like the owner of the DEES21 numberplates.

(*Some time during the last quarter?)

I think it was within 24 hours. Thereโ€™s two of us floating around as @Nashermentioned. All good though, itโ€™s only the best moment ever and all.
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Here was me thinking Nasher was a big fan of my work knowing all my previous names before letting the cat out of the bag re. How to search for it.


8 minutes ago, Mel Bourne said:

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11 minutes ago, Nasher said:

I always assumed it was paying homage to Homer Simpson!

Season 4 GIF by The Simpsons

It goes back a lot further than Homer. Although he was another great comedian (The First 8 Seasons especially)

@Slartibartfastย Gotta know where this name comes from!

5 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

@Slartibartfastย Gotta know where this name comes from!

Hitchhikerโ€™s Guide To The Galaxy ๐Ÿ˜‰

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1 hour ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

An unusually maudlin post for you Gnasher!

โ€œAbstemiousโ€???!!! Would love to know the meaning behind that and your current name, BBO.


23 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

@Slartibartfastย Gotta know where this name comes from!

HitchHikers Guide to The Galaxy

Magic Thyse was another great characterย 

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Just now, Sir Why You Little said:

HitchHikers Guide to The Galaxy

Embarrassed to admit Iโ€™ve not read it. I have a copy of it. Just havenโ€™t got around to starting it yet. Gotta finish War and Peace first. Not joking. Itโ€™s a [censored] slog.

Unrelated: didnโ€™t know one can knight oneself.ย 

5 minutes ago, Neil Crompton said:

โ€œAbstemiousโ€???!!! Would love to know the meaning behind that and your current name, BBO.

Abstemiousโ€ฆ one of my favourite words since it contains all the vowels and theyโ€™re in order. Same as my friend whose surname is Alexiou.ย 

As for @Bitter but optimistic, methinks itโ€™s more a case of bitter and less so optimistic.๐Ÿ˜œ

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4 hours ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

@Jaded No Moreย  although she can sometimes still be a little jaded. I say that with affection. And Iโ€™m sure she would agree. ๐Ÿ˜˜

I always thought Jaded was a person whose name was Jade D. I know she got married recently, so I just assumed she took Mr No More's name as hers.

She's actually one of my favourite posters with a nice mix of logic and passive aggressive (and sometimes downright aggressive, but never abusive) posts.ย 

1 hour ago, skort said:

This is such a mind-bending post. Did you just third person yourself? And 'why you little' I think most people would assume is a Simpsons' reference. I have a five-hour layover in Thailand soon, I think we should meet and discuss (can you please distract 'you know who).ย 

You didnโ€™t watch Warner Brothers Cartoons?

At least 40 years before Homer and Monty


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