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On 8/15/2022 at 8:58 AM, Deestroy All said:BT - shower curtain rings salesman.

Favourite! 

Dew - Nutritional Intervention Advisor
Weed – Ideation Director
Salem - Die Process Engineer
Rance – Christian Life Coach
Shaun Smith – Test Pilot
Ed Langdon – Himalayan Sherpa

 

BT - Male Specimen Courier
Carey – Bride Kidnapping Expert
Richo - Dream Alchemist
King - Paranoid-in-Chief
Blight - In-House Philosopher
Underwood – Door %^&*#


On 8/14/2022 at 4:13 PM, Smokey said:

Tex Walker - Queen cover band vocalist 

Village People....  theme; office clerk 

 

Jake Bowey - grade 5

Tom McDonald - purveyor of fine meat (aka Kel Knight)

Michael Hibberd - Venitian gondolier 

Bailey Fritsch - plasma ball quality control tester

Jack Viney - crash test dummy

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On 8/13/2022 at 12:10 PM, In Harmes Way said:

Ed Langdon would have to be a deliveroo bike rider wouldn’t he?

No, he would be a vegan barista who runs his own organic gluten free coffee van in Fitzroy North. 

1 hour ago, Stiff Arm said:

 

Bailey Fritsch - plasma ball quality control tester

 

Fritta would very clearly run his own hair gel company that also double as super glue. 

3 hours ago, Jaded No More said:

Fritta would very clearly run his own hair gel company that also double as super glue. 

Well he is a sparky by trade, sure he'd do quite well!

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Jack Ginnivan - Professional Halfwit
 

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Scott Pendlelbury - Basketballer

7 minutes ago, Stretch Johnson said:

Scott Pendlelbury - Basketballer

Well I’ll be!!! Never knew he played basketball. BT and co. should mention it occasionally. 

Joe Daniher: Customs Official, Dakar Airport.

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47 minutes ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

Joe Daniher: Customers Official, Dakar Airport.

Customs, maybe? Not that it matters. I'm not sure Joe would know what a customer is, or customs, or what the role of an official might be or where Dakar is.

1 minute ago, La Dee-vina Comedia said:

Customs, maybe? Not that it matters. I'm not sure Joe would know what a customer is, or customs, or what the role of an official might be or where Dakar is.

That was precisely my point LDvC! I'm a failure at irony obviously. 


15 hours ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

That was precisely my point LDvC! I'm a failure at irony obviously. 

The failure might be mine, QD.

The lack of a sarcasm font is one of Demonland's great weaknesses. (The others are the incomprehensibly nanny-ish auto-censor and Demonland's lack of auto-correct to pick up obvious spelling mistakes...meaning we have to rely on the plenitude of pedants found on this site.) 

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