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If current players weren’t playing footy..

Ethan Tremblay
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Many would be busy trying to find a girlfriend instead of posing with a baby an influencer just gave birth to.

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    On 8/15/2022 at 8:58 AM, Deestroy All said:BT - shower curtain rings salesman.

    Favourite! 

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    Dew - Nutritional Intervention Advisor
    Weed – Ideation Director
    Salem - Die Process Engineer
    Rance – Christian Life Coach
    Shaun Smith – Test Pilot
    Ed Langdon – Himalayan Sherpa

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    BT - Male Specimen Courier
    Carey – Bride Kidnapping Expert
    Richo - Dream Alchemist
    King - Paranoid-in-Chief
    Blight - In-House Philosopher
    Underwood – Door %^&*#

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    On 8/14/2022 at 4:13 PM, Smokey said:

    Tex Walker - Queen cover band vocalist 

    Village People....  theme; office clerk 

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    Jake Bowey - grade 5

    Tom McDonald - purveyor of fine meat (aka Kel Knight)

    Michael Hibberd - Venitian gondolier 

    Bailey Fritsch - plasma ball quality control tester

    Jack Viney - crash test dummy

    Edited by Stiff Arm

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    On 8/13/2022 at 12:10 PM, In Harmes Way said:

    Ed Langdon would have to be a deliveroo bike rider wouldn’t he?

    No, he would be a vegan barista who runs his own organic gluten free coffee van in Fitzroy North. 

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    Bailey Fritsch - plasma ball quality control tester

     

    Fritta would very clearly run his own hair gel company that also double as super glue. 

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    3 hours ago, Jaded No More said:

    Fritta would very clearly run his own hair gel company that also double as super glue. 

    Well he is a sparky by trade, sure he'd do quite well!

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    Jack Ginnivan - Professional Halfwit
     

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    Scott Pendlelbury - Basketballer

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    7 minutes ago, Stretch Johnson said:

    Scott Pendlelbury - Basketballer

    Well I’ll be!!! Never knew he played basketball. BT and co. should mention it occasionally. 

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    Joe Daniher: Customs Official, Dakar Airport.

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    Joe Daniher: Customers Official, Dakar Airport.

    Customs, maybe? Not that it matters. I'm not sure Joe would know what a customer is, or customs, or what the role of an official might be or where Dakar is.

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    Customs, maybe? Not that it matters. I'm not sure Joe would know what a customer is, or customs, or what the role of an official might be or where Dakar is.

    That was precisely my point LDvC! I'm a failure at irony obviously. 

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    15 hours ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

    That was precisely my point LDvC! I'm a failure at irony obviously. 

    The failure might be mine, QD.

    The lack of a sarcasm font is one of Demonland's great weaknesses. (The others are the incomprehensibly nanny-ish auto-censor and Demonland's lack of auto-correct to pick up obvious spelling mistakes...meaning we have to rely on the plenitude of pedants found on this site.) 

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