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3 minutes ago, layzie said:

Only watched the last quarter but looked a drab game 

The last quarter was riveting compared to the first three!

3 minutes ago, layzie said:

We sure have a lot of trophy and medal games these days.

I didn’t stick around to watch the presentation. What were they playing for? The ‘At least we aren’t North Melbourne’ cup?

Just now, The heart beats true said:

I didn’t stick around to watch the presentation. What were they playing for? The ‘At least we aren’t North Melbourne’ cup?

It's the Trevor Barker-EJ Whitten cup this one. Not the worst touch I guess 

 
1 hour ago, DubDee said:

For real? My posts are going as well as my punting tonight

ill see myself out

Yes i am never taking notice of any of your posts again DD :)

I changed my tip….

 

the Shame….

37 minutes ago, layzie said:

BT is a joke 

He took stupidity to another level when he said that the Bulldogs were having a "mini onslaught".

That West player (Rylee... FFS) looks like he has an adult head superimposed on a 15 year old body.

Interesting that the free kick Bulldogs rule was in full force. Worst incident was Bontempelli getting caught and simply dropping the ball ... nothing to see hear, move on. And Hodge saying that was OK. Players like Bontempelli get away with murder.

Saints are terrible. Players like Zac Jones, Crouch, Higgins were terrible recruits. Even Steele has regressed .... no longer an A grader. 

 


Just now, Winners at last said:

He took stupidity to another level when he said that the Bulldogs were having a "mini onslaught".

That West player (Rylee... FFS) looks like he has an adult head superimposed on a 15 year old body.

Interesting that the free kick Bulldogs rule was in full force. Worst incident was Bontempelli getting caught and simply dropping the ball ... nothing to see hear, move on. And Hodge saying that was OK. Players like Bontempelli get away with murder.

Saints are terrible. Players like Zac Jones, Crouch, Higgins were terrible recruits. Even Steele has regressed .... no longer an A grader. 

 

His pump up for St Kilda 28 points down with 7 mins left and picking out random people in the crowd he thought were nervous was embarrassing.

St Kilda really comes down to Ryder for me, when he plays and plays well then everyone else looks great. Without him their midfield is a dump.

Higgins was crap tonight.

2 hours ago, CYB said:

Need to target Max King when out of contract. His talent being wasted there. 

Not until we get a goal kicking coach. 

1 hour ago, dl4e said:

St Kilda should be called the yoyos. 

Or the Tassie Saints

56 minutes ago, layzie said:

BT is a joke 

No ….. jokes are humorous 

39 minutes ago, The heart beats true said:

I didn’t stick around to watch the presentation. What were they playing for? The ‘At least we aren’t North Melbourne’ cup?

North surely go for the Ansett Cup. 

8 minutes ago, monoccular said:

Not until we get a goal kicking coach. 

Or the Tassie Saints

No ….. jokes are humorous 

North surely go for the Ansett Cup. 

Plummet Airways 

1 hour ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Yes i am never taking notice of any of your posts again DD :)

I changed my tip….

 

the Shame….

You’ve learnt a valuable lesson 

im full of [censored] 😂

2 hours ago, layzie said:

BT is a joke 

He’s a mistake riddled commentator. 

Channel 7 need to reconsider their premier number 1 caller (Friday night / GF)

We were spoilt with the technically brilliant Bruce and Dennis of the 2012-2016 era.


40 minutes ago, DubDee said:

You’ve learnt a valuable lesson 

im full of [censored] 😂

Haha!!!

The love in for Bailey Smith was at full power last night. I just don’t get what’s so spectacular about him? He gets lots of handball receives, runs on to his right, then proceeds to kick it to either no one or straight to the opposition.

11 minutes ago, Demon Disciple said:

 then proceeds to kick it to either no one or straight to the opposition.

Now where have I seen that before?

Damn shame the bulldogs won.  Lose and there was no chance of making the 8 and they could pack up shop.

Now there is some hope of finals for them, they will come out all guns firing next week against us.  Like Geelong they will have revenge on their mind and throw everything at us.

1 minute ago, Lucifers Hero said:

Now there is some hope of finals for them, they will come out all guns firing next week against us.  Like Geelong they will have revenge on their mind and throw everything at us.

Let’s worry about this week first


43 minutes ago, Lucifers Hero said:

Damn shame the bulldogs won.  Lose and there was no chance of making the 8 and they could pack up shop.

Now there is some hope of finals for them, they will come out all guns firing next week against us.  Like Geelong they will have revenge on their mind and throw everything at us.

 

41 minutes ago, Demon Disciple said:

Let’s worry about this week first

Let’s worry about both.

After all, this is Demonland. 😜

9 hours ago, Bring-Back-Powell said:

He’s a mistake riddled commentator. 

Channel 7 need to reconsider their premier number 1 caller (Friday night / GF)

We were spoilt with the technically brilliant Bruce and Dennis of the 2012-2016 era.

Have to agree, he was very average but he's now he's just crap and injecting himself too much in it eg. Harping on so much about how he liked the footrace from Pickett. 

Was thinking the other day how much I miss Dennis. 

Can't believe I am saying this but I want Blues to beat Cats.

Also obviously we want Swans to be at Dockers.

I would be happy to play our first final at the G against Cats, Blues, Lions or Pies as that would give us our best chance of being in the PF at the G.

 

 
39 minutes ago, Redleg said:

Can't believe I am saying this but I want Blues to beat Cats.

Also obviously we want Swans to be at Dockers.

I would be happy to play our first final at the G against Cats, Blues, Lions or Pies as that would give us our best chance of being in the PF at the G.

 

 

On 7/15/2022 at 11:39 AM, Diamond_Jim said:

Well this is a tough one.

For the optimists you want Carlton and the Swans to win.

For the others it's the reverse.

It's going to be a nerve wracking weekend

PS wins by Adelaide and the Giants would be nice but unlikely

Redleg you have just outed yourself as an optimist according to Diamond_Jim.  I'm bewildered, so I am just going to hope they all beat the living daylights out of each other.

20 minutes ago, sue said:

 

Redleg you have just outed yourself as an optimist according to Diamond_Jim.  I'm bewildered, so I am just going to hope they all beat the living daylights out of each other.

Being called an optimist is strange, as I am pessimistic about our game against Port. Port are basically at full strength and in good form, while we are not in great form and missing 60% of our goal to goal line, including our best player.


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