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I'm glad for him if he's not playing. Although I have no time for the Eagles Josh Kennedy is universally liked as a player. He doesn't deserve the indignity of getting belted by the premiers when the rest of the team don't appear to care.

 
1 hour ago, Skuit said:

Do they not trust rookies to cut letters without straight edges? 

Entry level… straight edges only.

But while everyone else was distracted eating pizza and what-not, I snuck into the cutting room and attacked that exclamation mark with… well… exclamation. 😁

Edited by WalkingCivilWar

51 minutes ago, gs77 said:

Truly one of the greatest images of that night, captured exactly what I suspect many of us were feeling at that exact moment.

Yep. He was the embodiment of how we all felt at that moment in time. I love this guy. ❤️💙

 
Just now, WalkingCivilWar said:

Entry level… straight edges only.

But while everyone else was distracted eating pizza and what-not, I snuck into the cutting room and attacked that exclamation mark with gusto. 

So we know that there's at least two Ts and Es and a K and an exclamation mark in today's banner. Can we Wheel of Fortune it before kick off? 

6 minutes ago, Skuit said:

So we know that there's at least two Ts and Es and a K and an exclamation mark in today's banner. Can we Wheel of Fortune it before kick off? 

There’s two Ds. 14 words. Spin that wheel. 


Does anyone know if you can buy tickets at the gate?

I hope the WA coppers enjoy today’s match…

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Who’s laughing now?!

8 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

There’s two Ds. 14 words. Spin that wheel. 

Can I buy a vowel ?

 

 
1 hour ago, gs77 said:

Truly one of the greatest images of that night, captured exactly what I suspect many of us were feeling at that exact moment.

Be a great interview on the Podcast 

i have often wondered what “Bang…Bang Bang Bang” would have been like to experience inside the Stadium. 
 

Better than sex I suspect!!!

1 minute ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Be a great interview on the Podcast 

i have often wondered what “Bang…Bang Bang Bang” would have been like to experience inside the Stadium. 
 

Better than sex I suspect!!!

It was far better than sex and I was 3500km away.


6 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

I hope the WA coppers enjoy today’s match…

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Who’s laughing now?!

We haven't won yet...

Just now, WalkingCivilWar said:

There’s two Ds. 14 words. Spin that wheel. 

"Take that Edgells, D!"
I completed your Wordle in three and a half words. 

1 minute ago, Fork 'em said:

Can I buy a vowel ?

 

Sure! There’s six Os. (None of which I can boast having made.) And remember, this is just the front. There’s another 10 words on the back. 11 if you factor in the word space between 60 and K.
🫢Whoops, I may’ve said too much. 

Just now, Sir Why You Little said:

Be a great interview on the Podcast 
i have often wondered what “Bang…Bang Bang Bang” would have been like to experience inside the Stadium. 
Better than sex I suspect!!!

You're doing sex wrong. 

2 minutes ago, Skuit said:

"Take that Edgells, D!"
I completed your Wordle in three and a half words. 

YOU GOT IT! 
Now for what’s on the back…


Hope we don’t go into lockdown mode today as I just eased $50 on Melb at -67.5

Just now, WalkingCivilWar said:

YOU GOT IT! 
Now for what’s on the back…

!D, sllegdE taht ekaT? How transparent is your paper? 

4 minutes ago, Skuit said:

You're doing sex wrong. 

 
When was the last time the afterglow lasted for 8mths and counting.

Just now, Fork 'em said:

 
When was the last time the afterglow lasted for 8mths and counting.

Last time I had sex with Shiva. 

(And probably as being the first time anyone gets banned from a pre-game thread)

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9 hours ago, Smokey said:

I’m in Fiji currently and am considering a weekly sub to WatchAFL to watch it but all the reviews I’ve read bemoan the quality of the stream. Can anyone confirm whether it’s worth it?   

It's generally pretty good. I've had the odd issue so sent their support an email. Never had a response but the feed generally comes good not too long after

We owe this mob soo much pain and misery.

What they have done to us over the years especially over there.... 

I sincerely hope we show these pr*^ks absolutely no mercy and destroy whatever little bit of dignity they have left.

Us by 20+goals and rubbing their noses in it. That's what I want this afternoon 

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1 hour ago, Sir Why You Little said:

Be a great interview on the Podcast 

i have often wondered what “Bang…Bang Bang Bang” would have been like to experience inside the Stadium. 
 

Better than sex I suspect!!!

Way way better than sex.

Was there. The relief. The release of all that pent up pain and suffering. The 3 minute burst live - left 60,000 people in that stands absolutely gobsmacked and into party time.

@skuit I may be doing it wrong as well but this was 46 years of suffering being released - and it took the same time as sex ( under 3 minutes 😉🤣🤣🤣)

 

Agree they have been one of those arrogant clubs and supporters who really destroyed us on occasions.  Plenty of arrogant Eagles fans to now put back in their place.  Let’s start with today.  Go Dees 

8 hours ago, Engorged Onion said:

As you do on a Sunday 🤩...I wonder how Wally is doing?

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The slippery devil is one step ahead of me! I thought I had him in Sardinia and Sicily, but someone warned me about getting too close.


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