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Low Attendance

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Attendance excuses/reasons? 163 members have voted

  1. 1. What have you/friends/family given as PRIMARY reasons they are not going to the footy?

    • Covid - Prefer not to get sick, see you in 2025
      29%
      35
    • Kayo - I like sitting on my [censored] at home
      23%
      27
    • Arrogant - I only rock up to finals, H&A is for chumps.
      4%
      5
    • Low Functioning - I don’t want to bother going to Ticketek website
      19%
      23
    • I’m special - so different to the above it’s not even funny.
      23%
      27

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Same crowd at dogs v hawks last night as Melb vs syd. A lot less than Melb vs bris. Pathetic. Looking forward to Caro's bake.

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    Tonight I am at Rod Laver to see Disney on ice with my GD,s.  And this reminds me of how stupid outdoor night sporting events in Winter melb. are. No harder to get here than the footy and it is pleasant inside and not an umpire in sight. 

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    35 minutes ago, old dee said:

    Tonight I am at Rod Laver to see Disney on ice with my GD,s. 

    I took my daughter to see Disney on Ice when she was little, but it was disappointing.

    Turned out to be just an old bloke in a cryogenic chamber.

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    1 hour ago, old dee said:

    Tonight I am at Rod Laver to see Disney on ice with my GD,s.  And this reminds me of how stupid outdoor night sporting events in Winter melb. are. No harder to get here than the footy and it is pleasant inside and not an umpire in sight. 

    Or opposition supporters.

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    46 minutes ago, Demonstone said:

    I took my daughter to see Disney on Ice when she was little, but it was disappointing.

    Turned out to be just an old bloke in a cryogenic chamber.

    Notice any scratch marks of him trying to get out?

     

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    Bump.

    Ok, so I know this isn’t a finals game, is on TV, and involves movement of your decaying and decrepit bodies BUT…

    It would be great if you got out there to the G this Friday…

    Season 9 Idk GIF by The Office

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    9 hours ago, rpfc said:

    Bump.

    Ok, so I know this isn’t a finals game, is on TV, and involves movement of your decaying and decrepit bodies BUT…

    It would be great if you got out there to the G this Friday…

    Season 9 Idk GIF by The Office

    I’ll be tuning in from the other side of the world.

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    On 7/1/2022 at 4:45 PM, old dee said:

    Tonight I am at Rod Laver to see Disney on ice with my GD,s.  And this reminds me of how stupid outdoor night sporting events in Winter melb. are. No harder to get here than the footy and it is pleasant inside and not an umpire in sight. 

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    5 hours ago, Gorgoroth said:

    I’ll be tuning in from the other side of the world.

    The Upside Down! I know it well.

    If you see 13 year olds that look like 22 year olds - don’t even think about it, just kill ‘em! They trouble.

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    These are the games we live for as supporters. 2nd v 3rd. Prime time home game. Against an arch enemy.

    Let's pack the G in red and blue. If you don't you'll be sorry you missed it I guarantee.

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    24 minutes ago, Dr. Gonzo said:

    These are the games we live for as supporters. 2nd v 3rd. Prime time home game. Against an arch enemy.

    Let's pack the G in red and blue. If you don't you'll be sorry you missed it I guarantee.

    Either way the "G" Will be absolutely packed, hopefully many of us.

    We've had another week with lower volume training and should be running fitter and better than even the Freo game, oh how sweet it would be to roll them by 40-50 points and show them who's boss in front of the footy world.

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    4 hours ago, Dr. Gonzo said:

    These are the games we live for as supporters. 2nd v 3rd. Prime time home game. Against an arch enemy.

    Let's pack the G in red and blue. If you don't you'll be sorry you missed it I guarantee.

    For so many years we could we only dream of playing in big games, let alone winning them. Now we've got half a dozen in a row. These are the days. 

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    4 hours ago, Deenooos_ said:

    Either way the "G" Will be absolutely packed, hopefully many of us.

    We've had another week with lower volume training and should be running fitter and better than even the Freo game, oh how sweet it would be to roll them by 40-50 points and show them who's boss in front of the footy world.

    I think there is a very strong chance of this happening. My sense is that the Pies are really struggling with fitness as they are a young side and will naturally be fatiguing at this time of year. 

    Will be a intense Q1 but cant see this one going down to the wire. 

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    7 hours ago, Dr. Gonzo said:

    These are the games we live for as supporters. 2nd v 3rd. Prime time home game. Against an arch enemy.

    Let's pack the G in red and blue. If you don't you'll be sorry you missed it I guarantee.

    You're right . I'm sorry already I'm going to miss it. I did make it to Perth. So have to be thankful for minor mercies. But nothing will be better than watching those feral animals being put to the sword. Hope they are ahead for the first 6 minutes so they think they're going to win and then we put the pedal to the metal and obliterate them. Not that anyone needs to worry about denting their percentage which is the lowest top 3 percentage anyone can remember.  

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