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NON-MFC: Round 5, 2022

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Weโ€™ve seen it with us, did Port have 18 post-season surgeries? Ken might walk after this.

4 minutes ago, Dee Zephyr said:

Weโ€™ve seen it with us, did Port have 18 post-season surgeries? Ken might walk after this.

If they havenโ€™t, maybe they should get some heart transplants.ย Still reckon they are suffering from that PF debacle.

Pres needs to walk with the coach, IMO.

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43 minutes ago, Fork 'em said:

Strange fixturing this weekend IMO.
Most Vic teams playing interstate clubs.
You'd think the AFL would want to make it a big easter football bonanza if they could.

Everybody's gone on holiday for the first time in 3 years.ย  No point scheduling good games this weekend

12 minutes ago, Dee Zephyr said:

Weโ€™ve seen it with us, did Port have 18 post-season surgeries? Ken might walk after this.

Iโ€™m waiting for the day when a coach walks, all the crap about their too proudโ€ฆ.

Youโ€™ve been at a club for ten seasons and this is all you have to show.ย 
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Leon Cameron in the same boat, 9 seasons with all of the talent at his disposal.


16 minutes ago, Demon Disciple said:

If they havenโ€™t, maybe they should get some heart transplants.ย Still reckon they are suffering from that PF debacle.

Dogs & Port still suffering from "WTF" syndrome. Are we good or aren't we? Coach keeps saying it was a blip on the radar, so why are we losing games?

Carlton is a lot of hot air and flair but very little defensive substanceย 

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1 minute ago, Mazer Rackham said:

Let's have a finish to this game that leaves both sets of fans frustrated and unsatisfied.

A draw?


42 minutes ago, Demon Disciple said:

If they havenโ€™t, maybe they should get some heart transplants.ย Still reckon they are suffering from that PF debacle.

Pres needs to walk with the coach, IMO.

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33 minutes ago, Bombay Airconditioning said:

Iโ€™m waiting for the day when a coach walks, all the crap about their too proudโ€ฆ.

Youโ€™ve been at a club for ten seasons and this is all you have to show.ย 
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Leon Cameron in the same boat, 9 seasons with all of the talent at his disposal.

He was almost out the door, could be a case of his players saying not yet or Blues just canโ€™t put 4 quarters together.

Geez, anyone within 10 goals of Carlton at 3 quarter time would fancy their chances right now.ย 

2 minutes ago, Rab D Nesbitt said:

Geez, anyone within 10 goals of Carlton at 3 quarter time would fancy their chances right now.ย 

Theyโ€™re impressive offensively, cannot defend to save themselves.


Carlton best 6 as good as anyone in the league.

The drop off to the bottom 10 in their 22 is absolutely frightening though


Carlton are a complete pack of [censored]. Same as the hawthorn game. Above average attacking footy for a quarter and a bit then fall down a cliff.ย 

Looking forward to seeing the Blues spend all of their petrol tickets kicking 35 points against us up until 3 quarter time before they fall off the cliff and concede the next 15 goals.ย 

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Dรฉjร  vu: round three, I watched Carlton just get over the line against Hawthorn in the same group chat with seven diehard Blues fans, and me. They arenโ€™t nearly as arrogant as I expected. Well, maybe now they will be since Iโ€™ve left the chat. ๐Ÿ˜

So they got just over 33000 there today. Admittedly they have a bigger supporter base & playing an interstate team that has a good fan base.

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