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NON-MFC: Round 5, 2022

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We’ve seen it with us, did Port have 18 post-season surgeries? Ken might walk after this.

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    4 minutes ago, Dee Zephyr said:

    We’ve seen it with us, did Port have 18 post-season surgeries? Ken might walk after this.

    If they haven’t, maybe they should get some heart transplants. Still reckon they are suffering from that PF debacle.

    Pres needs to walk with the coach, IMO.

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    43 minutes ago, Fork 'em said:

    Strange fixturing this weekend IMO.
    Most Vic teams playing interstate clubs.
    You'd think the AFL would want to make it a big easter football bonanza if they could.

    Everybody's gone on holiday for the first time in 3 years.  No point scheduling good games this weekend

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    12 minutes ago, Dee Zephyr said:

    We’ve seen it with us, did Port have 18 post-season surgeries? Ken might walk after this.

    I’m waiting for the day when a coach walks, all the crap about their too proud….

    You’ve been at a club for ten seasons and this is all you have to show. 
     

    Leon Cameron in the same boat, 9 seasons with all of the talent at his disposal.

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    16 minutes ago, Demon Disciple said:

    If they haven’t, maybe they should get some heart transplants. Still reckon they are suffering from that PF debacle.

    Dogs & Port still suffering from "WTF" syndrome. Are we good or aren't we? Coach keeps saying it was a blip on the radar, so why are we losing games?

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    Carlton is a lot of hot air and flair but very little defensive substance 

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    1 minute ago, Mazer Rackham said:

    Let's have a finish to this game that leaves both sets of fans frustrated and unsatisfied.

    A draw?

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    42 minutes ago, Demon Disciple said:

    If they haven’t, maybe they should get some heart transplants. Still reckon they are suffering from that PF debacle.

    Pres needs to walk with the coach, IMO.

     

    33 minutes ago, Bombay Airconditioning said:

    I’m waiting for the day when a coach walks, all the crap about their too proud….

    You’ve been at a club for ten seasons and this is all you have to show. 
     

    Leon Cameron in the same boat, 9 seasons with all of the talent at his disposal.

    He was almost out the door, could be a case of his players saying not yet or Blues just can’t put 4 quarters together.

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    Geez, anyone within 10 goals of Carlton at 3 quarter time would fancy their chances right now. 

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    2 minutes ago, Rab D Nesbitt said:

    Geez, anyone within 10 goals of Carlton at 3 quarter time would fancy their chances right now. 

    They’re impressive offensively, cannot defend to save themselves.

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    Carlton best 6 as good as anyone in the league.

    The drop off to the bottom 10 in their 22 is absolutely frightening though

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    Carlton are a complete pack of [censored]. Same as the hawthorn game. Above average attacking footy for a quarter and a bit then fall down a cliff. 

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    Looking forward to seeing the Blues spend all of their petrol tickets kicking 35 points against us up until 3 quarter time before they fall off the cliff and concede the next 15 goals. 

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    Déjà vu: round three, I watched Carlton just get over the line against Hawthorn in the same group chat with seven diehard Blues fans, and me. They aren’t nearly as arrogant as I expected. Well, maybe now they will be since I’ve left the chat. 😁

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    So they got just over 33000 there today. Admittedly they have a bigger supporter base & playing an interstate team that has a good fan base.

     

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