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Ump tells ginnavin to stop throwing the head back looking for the free kick. 

Good umpiring

Edited by BDA

 

Cats and Bombers making tentative Mad Monday reservations as we speak. 😊

7 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Pendlebury was airing his concerns to the ump about Geelong players “going to ground.” What does that mean?

Playing for frees. Umps listen to a few blokes - Pendles is one of them.

 
Just now, Chook said:

Playing for frees. Umps listen to a few blokes - Pendles is one of them.

And right on cue… Jeremy Cameron “in the back” 🙄 

2 minutes ago, Chook said:

Playing for frees. Umps listen to a few blokes - Pendles is one of them.

Were fellow D/landers aware that Pendles was a basketballer?


We all hate the Pies but the death spiral of the cats…. Chefs kiss!!!

Along with a Nafan Bucks you were not a great coach.

Edited by Cards13

10 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Pendlebury was airing his concerns to the ump about Geelong players “going to ground.” What does that mean?

Merely stating the bleeding obvious.

4 minutes ago, Rab D Nesbitt said:

Cats and Bombers making tentative Mad Monday reservations as we speak. 😊

They may as well do it next Monday and get it over with

1 minute ago, Winners at last said:

Were fellow D/landers aware that Pendles was a basketballer?

So much time....

 

Cats can't handle pressure anymore. 2 weeks in a row the heat has been applied and they've wilted. They will struggle to make finals


The pies look good but I doubt that frenetic game style can hold up after halfway through the season.

4 minutes ago, Cards13 said:

We all hate the Pies but the death spiral of the cats…. Chefs kiss!!!

Bellissimo!!!
🤌

3 minutes ago, Cards13 said:

Did you see the look of Dahlhaus face on the bench as the sub.. haha 

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I’ve waited 789 years for Geelong to drop dead. 
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19 minutes ago, Cards13 said:

We all hate the Pies but the death spiral of the cats…. Chefs kiss!!!

Along with a Nafan Bucks you were not a great coach.

Seee I told you, Cats death… uh-oh

13 minutes ago, Jaded No More said:

I’ve waited 789 years for Geelong to drop dead. 
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The days of domination may be over (thanks Tim Lane), but like Michael Myers the Cats will seemingly never truly die.

Scores level with 10 minutes left after the cats trailed by 30 at 3qt. Mental.


How can the Cats possibly be surging so long after bedtime?  Unnatural ... something to do with daylight savings changes 🤔

You guys sure do like to call games a bit early for followers of a team that made a Grand Final do a 180 in about a minutes worth of footy...

 

Apparently OK for Hawkins to do what none of our guys could in the practice match v Carlton .... mouth off after a free against


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