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Just now, Bitter but optimistic said:

Well..... not exactly WCW.

However, I do give her special awards.

Sorry, come again? I didn’t catch that. It’s hard to listen and projectile vomit at the same time. 

 

What time does this game start tonight. Thought it was 7pm AFL site says 8pm. Is the 8pm Brisbane time.

Ok go it now 2 hour 8 mins to go so it's 8pm Melbourne time.

Edited by Mr Steve

1 minute ago, Mr Steve said:

What time does this game start tonight. Thought it was 7pm AFL site says 8pm. Is the 8pm Brisbane time.

8pm Melbz time. 
7pm Bris time. 

 
4 hours ago, titan_uranus said:

For so long as we are going into games with four first choice defenders out, including Lever and Salem, we are going to be at risk of conceding scores when we otherwise wouldn't.

We did great against the Dogs last week but that was in prime conditions, not in slippery tropical conditions.

And although we have come off one of the best seasons any side has had in the last 21 years, we dropped games to Adelaide and Collingwood and drew with Hawthorn, as roaring favourites each time.

There's no objective reason to be concerned. We're the best team in the competition. But we won't get through this year without losing games.

Agree with that, but I wouldn't say Lever in slippery tropical conditions against a small forward line is a guaranteed win over Rivers/Hunt.

6 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

Sorry, come again? I didn’t catch that. It’s hard to listen and projectile vomit at the same time. 

Well it is a skill WCW. 

Keep working on it - I'm sure you'll improve.


1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Well it is a skill WCW. 

Keep working on it - I'm sure you'll improve.

Keep talking and I’ll be an expert in no time. 

15 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Well..... not exactly WCW.

However, I do give her special awards.

How"s the multi looking this week uncle ?

10 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

8pm Melbz time. 
7pm Bris time. 

They don't like daylight savings up there what with the extra sunshine fading the curtains and all that.

 
3 minutes ago, loges said:

How"s the multi looking this week uncle ?

Not on this week Loges.

I collected on the " Total Game Points" in the Swan's game and I've got a couple of possession/ goal kicker combinations pending in our game.


I've peaked too early with an extra large crust capricosa with too many anchovies that needed to be quenched with four glasses of riesling. I may need to be subbed out and watch the replay.

Late change Litd.....Stomach really hurts.

Edited by leave it to deever

3 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

I've peaked too early with an extra large crust capricosa with too many anchovies that needed to be quenched with four glasses of riesling. I may need to be subbed out and watch the replay.

Late change Litd.....Stomach really hurts.

You must have a red with pizza surely or some  amber fluid. Or both.

3 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

I've peaked too early with an extra large crust capricosa with too many anchovies that needed to be quenched with four glasses of riesling. I may need to be subbed out and watch the replay.

Late change Litd.....Stomach really hurts.

Well let that be a lesson to you Deever!

Reisling is a bloody sheilas' drink - get on the Shiraz - it will cure your digestive issues.

4 hours ago, 1964_2 said:

37 point win, including resting some stars in the final 10 minutes.

Relaxing evening to come 

Should put us on the top rung of the Ladder, as well. Kick straight, boys!


1 minute ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Well let that be a lesson to you Deever!

Reisling is a bloody sheilas' drink - get on the Shiraz - it will cure your digestive issues.

Reisling…. 
that is a serious chemical 

3 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Well let that be a lesson to you Deever!

Reisling is a bloody sheilas' drink - get on the Shiraz - it will cure your digestive issues.

Awww, c'mon, Bbo, nothing better on the beach than a cray, some fresh oysters, a blonde and some reisling. Surely?

Well I’m off to the game and my back is screwed so the Mrs said why don’t you have a few rums to do which I replied ok for medicinal purposes. 

10 rums later (the OP stuff) and a couple of neurophen and I am right to go. 
 

GO U MIGHTY DEMONS. 

4 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Well let that be a lesson to you Deever!

Reisling is a bloody sheilas' drink - get on the Shiraz - it will cure your digestive issues.

I know but it's all that's was left what with my rummie wife and all but thanks Doc. Always caring. Perhaps  I'll wash it down with a bourban.

Now if only I could stop trying to finish this giant size pizza, I might just make it till the game.

Damn when I said extra anchovies, I didn't mean a sea of the bast@rds.

3 minutes ago, Deemania since 56 said:

Awww, c'mon, Bbo, nothing better on the beach than a cray, some fresh oysters, a blonde and some reisling. Surely?

I agree with most of that Deemania.


Anyone have the final word on the game start time? Is it 8pm vic time or 7pm?

Just now, Chook said:

Anyone have the final word on the game start time? Is it 8pm vic time or 7pm?

8pm Melbz time

7 minutes ago, Bitter but optimistic said:

Well let that be a lesson to you Deever!

Reisling is a bloody sheilas' drink - get on the Shiraz - it will cure your digestive issues.

Has the maid ever had Coq Au Vin Uncle??

It is an excellent feast for those who appreciate the finer things in life!

 
4 minutes ago, Chook said:

Anyone have the final word on the game start time? Is it 8pm vic time or 7pm?

8PM if your Mexican.

Is it just me but now we are such a great side do non mfc games seem less interesting like the old days?

Then again could be my indigestion.

Edited by leave it to deever

3 minutes ago, picket fence said:

Has the maid ever had Coq Au Vin Uncle??

 

Ugh, don’t have to wait for his answer. Dry-retching already. 


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