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1 minute ago, Demonland said:

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Thanks, Adrian. Donโ€™t give up ya day job, mate.

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2 minutes ago, Demonland said:

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Too late Adrian!! I had already panicked!!

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Just now, david_neitz_is_my_dad said:

CH7 should have paid Saty than that plod

Yeah nah.ย 


Any Perfites sneaking along?

4 minutes ago, DubDee said:

Too late Adrian!! I had already panicked!!

Iโ€™ve died 7 times between the two tweet updates.ย 

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Gawn with beanie equipped can be easily confused with Kade Chandler in fairness

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12 minutes ago, Demonland said:

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Barich is playing in our scratch match?

1 minute ago, binman said:

Barich is playing in our scratch match?

I mean Rohan played in a prelim. Could Barich be worse?

I have a mate at the ground now:

  • First drill was circuit work (goal square to CHF to centre and back). May did not participateย 
  • Rehab group consists of May, Smith and Tomlinson. They are doing lite drills
  • Now a kick to kick from CHF to CHB. May is participating along with Smith and Tomlineson.

More to come.

Update 2

  • Brayshaw appeared to have corky at yesterday's lite training. Training well today though.
  • May, Smith and Tomlinson going around 80 percent.

Update 3

  • Training is at Lathlaine Park (Eagles headquarters)
  • Not match simulation . . . no contact drills and they are about 30 minutes into the session.ย 

More to come.


They said itโ€™ll be skills and then 2 quarters of match simulation.ย 
Interesting to hear if May participates in the match practice.ย 

Update 4

My contact is outside the cyclone fense. So has a obstructed view.

Appears Goody is not at training. Appears Williams is taking training.

2 minutes ago, Queanbeyan Demon said:

Update 4

My contact is outside the cyclone fense. So has a obstructed view.

Appears Goody is not at training. Appears Williams is taking training.

They showed Goody on the news arriving at training so thatโ€™s odd.ย 

Update 5

  • Close in pack drill. Contact. Going 100 percent.
  • Rehab group not participating.ย 
  • Lite raining falling. Lights on.

10 hours ago, Cards13 said:

Where are the lineups @WERRIDEE???

May V Brown is the match up I'm looking forward to confident we can winย  this one.

Update 6

  • Match simulation drill just about to commence. Set up like an actual game.ย 

Update 7

  • Tackling, but not fierce.ย 
  • Smith and May are not participating in match sim.
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Update 8

  • Mitch Brown out marks Lever and kicks a behind from 45/45.
  • Smith and May running the boundary only at this stage.ย 
  • Petty outplaying Weed easily.
  • No heavy tackling or bumping.

Is this the most hyped match sim that Melbourne has ever played?


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