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Goodwin & Yze .... gastro !!!!

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3 hours ago, low flying Robbo said:

If there’s one thing we’ve learnt from the passed 2 weeks it is don’t trust the food at hotels in Perth….

Haha, was that deliberate?

20 hours ago, sisso said:

The players need to be on the baked beans only diet "Shane Warne in India" style just to be safe, until after the GF!

So TMac will be on a starvation diet then?

 
15 hours ago, Superunknown said:

I asked a question and got invited by - kids. Is there a replay ?

Hi @Superunknown, it was being recorded so it's possible that they may use it as content later.

21 hours ago, djr said:

Then fart the doggies into submission

 

 


A baked bean diet is fiendishly clever because you can always blame the dogs for any flatulence.

12 hours ago, Deestroy All said:

Ooze living up to his name.

Ooze Poos.

Like Blues Clues but not for the kids.

22 hours ago, adonski said:

Dodgy prawns apparently

Thought you said doggy prawns. 

20 hours ago, bingers said:

I agree that the media narrative is tilted towards talking down the Demons and talking up the Doggies.

Very happy for them to do so.  

 
2 hours ago, Deeoldfart said:

So TMac will be on a starvation diet then?

Beans in ham sauce?


On 9/17/2021 at 6:36 AM, Garbo said:

Time for the Shane Warne diet when he traveled India, suit case of baked beans 

Must be why he was so dangerous from the members end.

...bloody Footscray trying to poison our staff.with beans.

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