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17 minutes ago, binman said:

Please yell go redlegs super loud whenever we kick a goal.

And a quieter  c'mon redlegs when we need some encouragement 

Probably need to reverse those volume instructions.

What do you want me to yell in the unlikely event they kick a goal. 

Edited by It's Time

 
1 hour ago, It's Time said:

It's just snowed in hell. My wife and daughter are going to join my son and I. Never happened before. Real dilemma now. I have no idea how to behave at the football. They've never seen me at a Dees game before. It's only been 28 years with the wife and this a first. To be fair it's all been O/S or Sydney but still. Any advice on behaviour management at Dees games. They're already somewhat broken in having watched me screaming at the TV but this will be different. Hopefully they play nice and I'll behave nice. 

As my namesake said, just go nuts!

 

After our one point win against the Saints last year, my daughter told me that she thinks I am a crazy, psychopathic footy dad?

 

I’m bringing my little girl to the game on Friday too…. (She’s 27)

Edited by kryton101

 
21 minutes ago, It's Time said:

Probably need to reverse those volume instructions.

What do you want me to yell in the unlikely event they kick a goal. 

A broken clock is still right two times a day.

Edited by binman

1 minute ago, binman said:

A clock is right two times a day.

A sirens usually right 8 times a game. 


As a Dees fan living in Sydney, I’m incredibly excited to be able to cheer on the boys in person. I will be screaming my head off

Just now, Hayden Junt said:

As a Dees fan living in Sydney, I’m incredibly excited to be able to cheer on the boys in person. I will be screaming my head off

Welcome to demonland junty.

Give it all you've got and represent us all!

1 hour ago, Northern Summer said:

Not sure about that. If you can still book flights and the border is open, I'm sure you can go to the airport, wear a mask there, wear a mask on the flight, and then find yourself in Sydney. It's what rules NSW applies once you're there that's the issue

Since the Victorian outbreak began, NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has kept the state border open, and earlier in the week said that the 5-kilometre limit imposed on Victorians would protect her state.

"When Victorians aren't allowed to travel more than five kilometres outside of where they live that obviously does not concern us because they can't travel and get to NSW," Ms Berejiklian said on Monday

 
17 minutes ago, binman said:

Since the Victorian outbreak began, NSW Premier Gladys Berejiklian has kept the state border open, and earlier in the week said that the 5-kilometre limit imposed on Victorians would protect her state.

"When Victorians aren't allowed to travel more than five kilometres outside of where they live that obviously does not concern us because they can't travel and get to NSW," Ms Berejiklian said on Monday

But today they’ve issued an alert because someone with the virus in Victoria went into NSW.
I swear Victorians just do not know when to sit their [censored] down. 

1 hour ago, Rodney (Balls) Grinter said:

Just go nuts brother.

Screem your lungs out and cheer our Demons on to VICTORY!!

 

GO THE MIGHTY DEMONS!! 

Yep, tonnes of women out there, but there’s only 1 MFC.


6 minutes ago, Jaded said:

But today they’ve issued an alert because someone with the virus in Victoria went into NSW.
I swear Victorians just do not know when to sit their [censored] down. 

They went into Golburn apparently, so given it's regional I think we'll be alright. 

9 minutes ago, Jaded said:

But today they’ve issued an alert because someone with the virus in Victoria went into NSW.
I swear Victorians just do not know when to sit their [censored] down. 

"The person, who reported the onset of symptoms on May 25, drove back to Melbourne on May 24 and got tested on May 31. Victoria's stay-at-home measures took effect on May 27."

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-06-01/jervis-bay-and-goulburn-on-alert-melbourne-covid-19-case/100183084

Not sure the person did much wrong, just bad luck.

Edited by Dr. Gonzo

1 hour ago, It's Time said:

I'll put in some extra loud ones for you mate. I really feel for you. Us interstaters don't get many of these opportunities and I really love watching the Alice game. I flew up to Darwin a few years ago for the game up there and it was an amazing experience. Am planning to get to Alice at some stage. Haven't been there for a while. It's a real shame. 

As a fellow interstater, I wouldn't have been so disappointed if the game was played at the Gabba.

Was the only up side to last season/year that I got to more MFC games than I have in many years.  Watching us thrash those filthy Pies at the Gabba was a real highlight.

9 minutes ago, Jaded said:


I swear Victorians just do not know when to sit their [censored] down. 

Yes they do, they just don’t give a [censored].

15 minutes ago, Jaded said:

But today they’ve issued an alert because someone with the virus in Victoria went into NSW.
I swear Victorians just do not know when to sit their [censored] down. 

It was before lockdown


7 minutes ago, Dr. Gonzo said:

"The person, who reported the onset of symptoms on May 25, drove back to Melbourne on May 24 and got tested on May 31. Victoria's stay-at-home measures took effect on May 27."

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-06-01/jervis-bay-and-goulburn-on-alert-melbourne-covid-19-case/100183084

Not sure the person did much wrong, just bad luck.

Nothing wrong in tbe trip to nsw. But the peanut first experienced symptoms on 25 may. Worked s a afull day in an enclosed office 26 may. Thank God for lockdown because didn't get tested unti yesterday. Did however go shopping in tbe city on Sunday. Tool.

1 hour ago, Dr. Gonzo said:

"The person, who reported the onset of symptoms on May 25, drove back to Melbourne on May 24 and got tested on May 31. Victoria's stay-at-home measures took effect on May 27."

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-06-01/jervis-bay-and-goulburn-on-alert-melbourne-covid-19-case/100183084

Not sure the person did much wrong, just bad luck.

Dr you are not a very smart Dr

Waiting a week nearly to get tested and going here and there in that time is not smart.

Thsts why there are 300 exposure sites 

Should have got tested on the 24 or 25 th. (?And isolated at home till a result.) 

2 hours ago, Crompton's the man said:

Does it sound twelve times?
 

but only right eight times?

Hmmm you’ve got me. A riddle perhaps?

On 5/31/2021 at 4:01 PM, Superunknown said:

I am 42 and quite fit - ie gym, marathon training and had minimum reaction. Had AZ*, sore delts for a few days as if I'd done a big workout but that was it. Wife had Pfizer and very sore arm few days.

 

*Had before the clot issue arose, and as it's via work, not allowed to change (as I didn't have a bad reaction). Anyone who waited can now get Pfizer.

Apparently I had AstraZenekar, and waiting for the second shot in late June. Absolutely no reaction, not even needle-site irritation. Always had a strong immune system avoiding bugs and reactions to certain exposures. I put it down to 15 Marlboros per day, killing the bugs for me.

Of course, that is absolute rubbish but it is consoling in these highly critical times :-) 

Edited by Deemania since 56


7 hours ago, Dr. Gonzo said:

"The person, who reported the onset of symptoms on May 25, drove back to Melbourne on May 24 and got tested on May 31. Victoria's stay-at-home measures took effect on May 27."

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2021-06-01/jervis-bay-and-goulburn-on-alert-melbourne-covid-19-case/100183084

Not sure the person did much wrong, just bad luck.

6 days to get tested. 

6 hours ago, 58er said:

Dr you are not a very smart Dr

Waiting a week nearly to get tested and going here and there in that time is not smart.

Thsts why there are 300 exposure sites 

Should have got tested on the 24 or 25 th. (?And isolated at home till a result.) 

That's true, I was more referring to his trip into NSW. Waiting a week to get tested and travelling around while symptomatic was idiotic.

 
7 hours ago, 58er said:

Dr you are not a very smart Dr

I might be wrong, but I suspect the dr is not really a dr

9 hours ago, Hayden Junt said:

As a Dees fan living in Sydney, I’m incredibly excited to be able to cheer on the boys in person. I will be screaming my head off

How did you get tickets ? I’ve been looking everywhere and can’t see anything? I’m a country member of MFC and want to take the kids as well  thx 


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