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What they're saying down at Barkly Street

Queanbeyan Demon
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1 minute ago, daisycutter said:

the way you orchestrated that is the pits

Rack off, man. I mean, Rachmaninov. Soz, Iā€™m sometimes dyslexic.Ā 

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    1 minute ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Rack off, man. I mean, Rachmaninov. Soz, Iā€™m sometimes dyslexic.Ā 

    and you just mendel your own business

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    9 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    and you just mendel your own business

    Schubert-ter watch your mouth!!!

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    5 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Schubert-ter watch your mouth!!!

    haha,,,,i chord not care

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    Lockdown has made us all crazy. I just want to go back to the football so I can scream "Vivalding the ball"!

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    I need to relax... this is Straussing me out!

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    3 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    I need to relax... this is Straussing me out!

    just becoz you live in kealba is no reason to be so highfluteing

    Ā 

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    Geez, you go away for a few minuets and look what happens.

    I'll be back tomorrow to see if this nonsense has stopped, although I'm offenbach earlier than that.

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    4 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    just becoz you live in kealba is no reason to be so highfluteing

    Ā 

    Mahler remind you... youā€™re speaking to a Dee sharp major!

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    1 minute ago, demonstone said:

    Geez, you go away for a few minuets and look what happens.

    I'll be back tomorrow to see if this nonsense has stopped, although I'm offenbach earlier than that.

    Wondered where youā€™d gone DS. Thought you might be too Dee-bussy to join in.Ā 

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    9 minutes ago, daisycutter said:

    just becoz you live in kealba is no reason to be so highfluteing

    Ā 

    Should we give it a rest now?Ā Waltz says you, DC?

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    Stop it or people will start thinking we're working in concert.Ā  There are no strings attached by the way.

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    4 minutes ago, WalkingCivilWar said:

    Mahler remind you... youā€™re speaking to a Dee sharp major!

    o boe

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    and the prison bars are giving the wanchors aĀ right drumming

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    6 minutes ago, demonstone said:

    Stop it or people will start thinking we're working in concert.Ā  There are no strings attached by the way.

    Mozart the people on here will appreciate our conun-drums.Ā 

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    Bonus points to anyone who can make a pun from Tchaikovsky

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    2 minutes ago, Better days ahead said:

    Bonus points to anyone who can make a pun from Tchaikovsky

    Coaches the blues doesn't he?

    I know he had the blues.

    Edited by binman

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    On 5/28/2021 at 6:30 PM, Bitter but optimistic said:

    They must have ghost writer for their sight !

    No way western Ā burbs illiterates could write some of that stuff.

    Ā 

    Yair, they done real good, didden thay ?

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    11 minutes ago, Better days ahead said:

    Bonus points to anyone who can make a pun from Tchaikovsky

    Tchaikovsky couldnā€™t come up with a pun, doesnā€™t mean heā€™s no good.Ā 
    Thatā€™s the best Iā€™ve got.Ā Ā 

    Edited by Guest

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    What a Horrowitz this thread has become.Ā Ā Ā I'm just Abbado-ver it!

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    14 minutes ago, Superunknown said:

    Weā€™ve had some epic debusseys this year

    We've already beaten Debusseys this year 85-60 in round 4.

    This thread is starting to un-Ravel.

    Once Britten, twice shy.

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