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GAMEDAY: Rd 17 vs GWS

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Holding the man followed by Mark not paid followed by most impossible goal ever seen. Mfcss

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They’re getting on top in clearances early. Which we all know means danger for us. 

1 minute ago, leave it to deever said:

That was a mark to Lever.

Two free kicks missed to us before the GWS goal.

 

 
2 minutes ago, Wiseblood said:

James Brayshaw talking about how Mumford likes to 'target midfielders', as if he was praising him for the dog act.

Poor form.

Can't believe him and Richo were waxing lyrical about how he bashed Oliver like it was a great thing for football. Stumpheads.

Just now, Graeme Yeats' Mullet said:

How about a mark ffs

was a free kick to Lever all the way.... and Fritta held off the ball.  Other teams would've got one of those at least but i guess we are playing the AFL's No.1 love child


Lever - Mark. Fritsch held. Oliver’s head removed? Good footy according to these knobs on the commentary. I thought the head was sacrosanct?!!

 

We just got a fifty thanks to Oliver knocking the ball out of Whitfield's hands!


He's got no idea where the goals are, Kozzie.

2 minutes ago, Dame Gaga said:

Can't believe him and Richo were waxing lyrical about how he bashed Oliver like it was a great thing for football. Stumpheads.

There's been so many comments like this from them lately mot nearly enough condemning 


Kozzie needs to kick more goals. I’m positive it come. Just being impatient. The fact he is getting opportunities so early in his careers bodes well for his and our futures

1 minute ago, A F said:

He's got no idea where the goals are, Kozzie.

He is SO DAMN CLOSE to ripping a game apart.  

He just needs to kick those goals and he'll be right.


10 minutes ago, Wiseblood said:

That's the bit that hangs over this game.  I mean, it's great to see us playing well, but why can't we do this in the previous two games?  In both we came out listless and uninspired.  Tonight we look like a Top 8 team.  It's frustrating to say the least.

Very true! It's almost worse to see this, as bad as it sounds? Like, it's abundantly clear the we can do this, so why not before, and why not consistently?

I don't know how my health insurance premiums aren't sky high being a Demon...

Spargo head removed no free. Max head removed more laughter from commentary

How many high tackles?

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This is your last game Mumford so your job is to beat up everyone is it. Ba$$tard.


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