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GAMEDAY: Rd 07 vs Hawthorn

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Just looked our marking numbers this year. I know we are a game behind but our total marks for the year is the lowest.

 Not good.

 

With growing confidence from last week's performance, expect Demons to authoritatively take on Hawks.

Dees by five goals.

Jackson to surprise with 2 goals.

Weid to kick 3.

We will keep the Hawks to no more than six goals.

Yes, I'm probably partially drunk.  Maybe.

 

Goodwin just said in his pre-match interview that we're expecting Hawthorn to play faster today.

Let's hope he's right and they don't go the Geelong-style slow chip kick game.

8 minutes ago, leave it to deever said:

Just looked our marking numbers this year. I know we are a game behind but our total marks for the year is the lowest.

 Not good.

Not sure of relevance. We're 13th for marks per game (higher than our opponent today).

Clarkson's MO is to let the 1st qtr unfold see what the op set ups are.  Move chess pieces around at qtr time.  Let 2nd qtr unfold.  Make more moves at half time.

Beware the coach that is not paying attention or is slow to react to Clarkson's moves.

All on our coaching box today. 

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Damien Monkhorst turned into a meat pie.

11 minutes ago, Wiseblood said:

Dees by five goals.

Jackson to surprise with 2 goals.

Weid to kick 3.

We will keep the Hawks to no more than six goals.

Yes, I'm probably partially drunk.  Maybe.

I couldn't watch a Melbourne game only partially drunk.

 
13 minutes ago, Wiseblood said:

Dees by five goals.

Jackson to surprise with 2 goals.

Weid to kick 3.

We will keep the Hawks to no more than six goals.

Yes, I'm probably partially drunk.  Maybe.

Well they have 1 of 6, a mere 30 seconds in lol

Just now, whatwhatsaywhat said:

$cully vs jog on the wing...that ain't gonna end well

Gus laziest one way runner in the side


You know how that goal came about?

Brayshaw went to sleep on the wing.  His player ran forward, got the ball and then had an eternity to hit Gunston on the chest.

Not good enough.

lol Oliver ffs.


Weiderman needed to clunk that. He looks like Jake Spencer sometimes in contests.

Just now, praha said:

Weiderman needed to clunk that. He looks like Jake Spencer sometimes in contests.

Never looked like it.

It's a shame as the effort from Pickett was terrific.

Just now, Demonland said:

Oliver’s disposal by foot is atrocious at times. 

What do you mean at times.


Oouff. Their pacing and spread is killing us.

 

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